Boltgun

A gun, which fires bolts (not arrows), and is commonly and inaccurately referred to as a crossbow. Since the boltgun is not a bow, and relies on mechanical means to hold back the string, it is a misnomer to refer to it as a “bow” in any context.

“I’m just going to use a crossbow during archery, since they allow that in Wisconsin.”
-the fool

“That is not archery. It’s called a boltgun, you fool, and it was built for the elderly and handicapped.”
-the wise man

geriatricidal

A dog who knowingly attempts murder of a geriatric dog by utilizing “play” as their weapon of choice.

Did you hear Merlin went to the neighbors today and tried to murder Pepper?
-Sam

No, but I could tell that puppy seemed geriatricidal.
-Rachel

Concefocus

When a person takes 3 hours to make a “no-bake” dessert for Christmas.

I can’t believe how long it’s taking, I just can’t conce…focus (concefocus)

-Katie
Maybe 5mg is a bit much for you
-MarkTheWise