Mack truck lobotomy

like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation

I think it's time for me to go get a Mack truck lobotomy

dwadge

1. A synonym for vagina

2. An insult

1. "Dwamn! I was with Trish last night and she has a tight dwadge."

2. "Hey c'mon man, just do it. Don't be a dwadge."