bull-nose

The pronounced bulge in the female genital area. Most obvious when viewed slightly from the side. Also known as the beetle-bonnet, monkey's chinor fanny-clam

More politely known as the Mound of Venus.

"Fuck me mate! Look at the bull-nose on that."

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Karachi Crack

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.

"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"

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monkey's chin

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

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dolloper

A real stoner or pisshead.

Someone for whom substance abuse has become an everyday pleasure.

"Woh, watch out for that guy, he's a real dolloper. In fact I reckon he's wrecked right now."

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Bombay Bum

A mild to medium case of 'the shits' following a medium curry the night before. Another symptom is poo that resembles Bombay-Mix.

A worse case would be Karachi Crack or Rhino-Eye

"Whoooaaaah! That feels like I've peppered the pan. Bombay Bum again!"

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fanny-clam

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

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red jacket shots

Nude shots of the female that show the full dripping gusset surrounded by the 'red jacket' of the labia lips.

Photographer: "Come on love, lets get a few showing the red jacket"

Model: "Not for the amount I am being paid. You'll have to make do with the bull-nose

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