maul

German slang term for the mouth. Means gob or chops, but actually refers to the mouth of a beast.

"Get over here bitch and get your maul round my lid

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snelging

The practice of sniffing the internal gusset or bull-nose area of recently worn or freshly laundered ladies undergarments.

"Oi Billybob, do ya fancy a spot of snelging tonight?"

bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing

"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"

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chuffs

Steady tokes on a spliff.

v. to chuff(ing) pl. Chuffs

"I was totally chilled. Sat there chuffing on a spliff, listening to The Wall"

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frick

The short word for a frigging prick i.e. someone who is more than just a prick but less than a fucking prick.

"Benny will you stop knobbing about with that computer. You'll end up bollocksing it you frick"

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fanny burger

Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags

"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."

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