Splash And Dash

The act of taking a hot cup of coffee, throwing its contents in the face of an unsuspecting individual, and then running away. Useful for both purposes of revenge and comedy.

Mark: That twat cheated on you?! What did you say?

Chris: Nothing really. I was really calm about it. We just went to Starbucks, got some coffee, and just as she was sitting down, I gave her the ol' splash and dash!

Mark: Well played sir.

Chris: Wanna get some Chipotle?

Mark: Certainly.

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