petit con

boy who spend all his time on the internet making up imaginary sex terms which he's never experienced

Matt's a true petit con - he's never even gotten to second base, but he talks a lot of smack on-line.

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smokeysmokerson

a person who smokes too many cigarettes

Hey, smokeysmokerson. Why don't you just smoke the whole damn pack at once?

crapulous

real crappy

Oasis is crapulous.

16👍 13👎