Glonk

do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing

man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."

Mishelioid

1. To be a fat, greasy, skanky, complete waste of oxygen, and wish nothing but depression and misery onto the world.

2. To be given a job, and do so horribly at it, that even the people your supposed to be helping hate your guts.

3. to be a complete a complete dick, and then wonder why nobody likes you.

"man, my buddy eric has this friend whos such an asshole. he thought the shrek movie was mid, he beats up toddlers for no reason and enjoys it, and he stole my sandwich! what a Mishelioid!