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Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!
Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!
Dave: What on earth is that??
Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...
Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!
Realtors often mistakenly refer to this as a "toilet room". It's the small enclosed space inside a larger bathroom where the throne is located. It has to have a door, which is closed during #2 operations, but not necessarily on #1 operations.
Jane: I love this house, the only issue is that the master bath has no poopatoruim.
Realtor: Poopatorium? Really?! I consider myself schooled!
A dramatic windmilling arm motion intended to waft your special creation in the general direction of your friend or partner
Phil is an expert in fart fanning, his wife wants to have him declared an environmental hazard by the EPA
Quasi-Latin way of saying "Life Sucks!". Often used to spruce up a comment that otherwise would have been dull, e.g. "get over it" or "too damn bad". Lends an aura of sophistication to what would otherwise seem like a dark or crabby comment. Often used in combination with "publicum rectumium".
Rob: My airline seat was on such a tight pitch, when the guy in front of me reclined I could not read or even see the screen!
Joe: Vidas Hooveresis!
Rob: You'd think the person in front of me would have some consideration for the guy behind him!
Joe: publicum rectumium!
Loosely translated (with sincere apologies to Latin scholars everywhere), "people are assholes".
Often said with a resigned tone when something unpleasant has happened to you, and it's viewed as the inevitable consequence of declining politeness and consideration by others.
Roger: Dammit, look at how someone parked me in ... I can't get my car out of the space and I'll be late to meet Fred for lunch.
Tom: Well, Rog, you know what they say ... publicum rectumium
Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.
John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"
David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"
Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!
Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!
Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.