Swooby

A word to describe a murderous animal that crushes your soul and kills you dead with its cuteness

Ex: Awwww!!! Look at that lil super swooby dog over there!!! He’s so cute I might just die!!!

Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”