Bush's Bean Tooth

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.

Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.

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Grape Soda

A genetically modified form of carbonated water containing grape flavoring. This deliciously addictive substance was first introduced to inner city black communities in the 1950's as a way of suppressing people of color by causing hypertension and/or high blood pressure. In the early 90's government scientists again altered Grape Soda by adding certain compounds, that when mixed with Newports and Hot Cheetos, creates a euphoric high. This convenience store trifecta of unhealthy choices has destroyed the black community and Grape Soda is truly the genesis of the plight of the African Amercan in the United States today.

Larry done had a Newport with his hot Cheetos, but this Grape Soda gonna have him lit, son!!!

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