cloonery

the effortless ability to remain cool and hip despite being middle aged and male.

The men in my office think they exude a high degree of cloonery but they are sadly mistaken.

Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.

Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.