chumpster

Noun. American. 2005

An individual who prefers to pay for legal digital media downloads from sites like iTunes rather than illegally ripping them from P2P networks such as gnutella, Kazaa or bittorrent enabled sites.

Derived from the American slang chump with the addition of the popular "ster" suffix that became a naming convention circa 2001 for online sites in the ubiquitous success of Napster. See Friendster.

"Can you believe my little brother spent $50 on iTunes this month. He's such a total chumpster, its ridiculous."

meat wagon

ambulance, paramedic unit

Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.

NyQuil

A non-prescription liquid medicine for treating the common cold that contains alcohol and an anti-histamine that has particularly strong sedative effects. Taken at bedtime, it usually provides for a good sleep.

Brian took a dose of NyQuil and was asleep in 20 minutes.

Uberjello

Uberjello, Super jello or exquisite. Beyond comprehension of taste or senses, godly or not of this world.

"Boy..that Uberjello, gelitan treat for the gods!"

winnet

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

screamer

Derogatory name for male homosexuals

Bruce is such a screamer!

Monkees

A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.

I dig some of the Monkee's songs, but "I'm A Believer" is not one of them.