smh

Tablecloth

Why do you read the SMH? It's too big! At home we use it to protect our dinner table! Go for a REAL paper like the Daily Telegraph!

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inker

A term for a woman's uterus, which produces "ink", i.e. menstrual fluid.

My pecker reached clear up to her inker.

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kick fucking

kicking a guy in the ass for sexual
pleasure usually with a sock or barefoot.Another alternative safe sex gay activity

punt kick your partner with the ball of your foot in the area just above the ass crack

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covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

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horse

a shortening of the term horseshit

"This job is horse!!!"

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white rabbit

Greatest song ever by Jefferson Airplane originally on the Surrealistic Pillow album.
Performed and written by Grace Slick who has to be the worlds best singer.
Awsome song to listen to when high, especially on acid!

-Dude did you listen to White Rabbit last night while trippin on acid?
-ya man, i saw the words and alice all over the walls!

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The One

Jesus Christ

I am saved through God's Grace, in that He sent Jesus Christ, The One whom was prophecied about, to die for me.

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