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a female who has ramdon sex with men she doesnt know.also she iss storing there semen
Carol is such a humpbag.. she will sleep with anyone
2π 4π
R. A. M. O. N. E. S. RAMONES!!!!!!!! in other words...the best punk band that ever scuffed their sneakers along the sidewalks of this earth!!!
I am cool. I love the Ramones.
37π 18π
A holiday between January 25th-31st for games and gamers.
"I wonder if we'll ever be able to take time off work for Winter-een-mas."
"I wonder if we'll be able to sue our bosses for religious suppression if they don't let us take time off work for Winter-een-mas."
"I wonder if I can get you to shut up about Winter-een-mas."
Happy Winter-een-mas!
34π 49π
Synonym of urethra, piss hole.
The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).
I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.
Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.
Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns
1π 5π
when a girl is in the middle of a threesome and one guy is fucking her in the ass and another is at the other end screwing her in the front
They saw i lady sandwich in the porn movie
21π 11π
'Neath a grove of stately oak trees, these girls grow up surrounded by the best of what Raleigh has to offer. With highly educated teachers and the finest cuisine, the young women are given opportunities like no other. Along with the educated teacher, these "saints" are able to meet the a-listers of the world... like Cokie Roberts. After her visit, many girls were heard saying, "Cokie for President" or "Theo Rules". Make fun all you want, but we don't see Cokie speaking at Broughton.
guy 1: hey, who is that hot girl?
guy 2: oh, she goes to SMS.
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