barista

1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving espresso.
2) Anyone who prepares and serves coffee products in a coffee shop.
(Italian for "bartender.")

It's essential for a barista working at Starbucks to know the difference between a latte and an espresso.

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twizt

a known tryhard
jealous of other peoples skills
needs to wordEAD/word

ffs twizt stop being a faggot

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Shake and Bake

it's a dance sensation. It's mostly done to raucous hip-hop or r&b, but to be true to form, it's really appropriate for any music.

The Shake and Bake is executed by sticking your derriere (your BEhind) waaaaaay out. Like really out there. almost like you are about to sit down somewhere. But you don't. You swing your hips sideways and up and down. Tempo doesn't matter as it varies from tune to tune. The Shake and Bake- coming to a dancefloor near you.

Oh check her out!!! She's doing the Shake and Bake! Awesome!

or

Look at that ginormous Shake and Bake!!

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Technical Difficulties

1.Slang. A word used to describe someone who is intoxicated.

2. A person who has slurred speech and wobbly stance as a result of being intoxicated is said to be having "Technical Difficulties".

"Sorry I couldn't show up to your gig mate, I was having a few technical difficulties"

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jelly kiss

A kiss given on the labia.

"I wanted to give her a jelly kiss."

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FreeBSD

A big sadomasicistic dominatrix that does not charge for her services.

It's time to go to the freeBSD.

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Poser

Someone who claims to be a goth/punk/skater/grunger/whatever without knowing what it is they're trying to become. Anyone who says they do Witchcraft and threatens to cast a spell on you (the rule says: don't threaten, don't warn). Anyone doing anything just to look cool. (Most "punks")

Avril Lavigne was going to do Country music until she was told she wouldn't be sign if she didn't do a "punk act", oh wait, she's not just a poser, she's a sell-out, too.

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