Rhodes

Its a sexy name. If your name is Rhodes youre probably hot and should hmu. Youre definitely not a nice person and would beat me up but I wouldnt even mind. You get average grades and are pretty average overall but you just have something that makes people gravitate towards you even though youre kinda mean. Youre 100 percent the funniest person ever and constantly crack jokes that make even the boys swoon. You make girls with daddy issues fall in love with you and every boy is insanely jealous of you. If youre out there Rhodes we should totally kiss rn.

"OMG I have the biggest crush on Rhodes!"
"Rhodes is so funny, did you hear what he said this morning?"