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what hurts when you see a really adorable dog and have a longing to have one of your own. Similar to a biological clock, but the urge is to own a dog, not have kids.
That floppy-eared mutt is so cute! It makes my povaries hurt.
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What you are if you meet someone at Lollapalooza, take he or she home and have sexual relations.
Person 1 - "Where did you go last night? We looked for you at the after-show at the Metro!"
Person 2 - "Remember that hot guy I started talking to at the BMI stage? I took him home and got Lolla-laid."
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Commonly referred to as cankles, oinkles refers to a condition when there is no distinction between a person's calf and their ankle/feet area, giving their legs a shapeless appearance. This condition can strike both men and women but is more prevalent in women due to their choice in footwear.
I'd love to wear shoes with an ankle strap, but it's hard to find a pair that will fit around my oinkles.
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The response you utter to a friend when a song comes on the radio/itunes/ipod/etc. that reminds you of an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and the painful breakup you suffered through with them.
Lu, kick the jukebox, this song reminds me of my ex.
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The response you utter to a friend when a song comes on the radio/itunes/ipod/etc. that reminds you of an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and the painful breakup you suffered through with them.
"Lu, kick the jukebox, this song reminds me of my ex..."
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acronym for "Oh hell no!", which is properly used when someone does something so offensive, insane, or inappropriate that you must voice your disapproval.
Lu: "I told her I couldn't go to the baby shower because my aunt was in the hospital, and she said 'Sorry you'll miss it,' and reminded me where I could send the present."
Me: OHN! What a bitch!
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A breed of women discovered at Lollapalooza, a three-day music festival held in Chicago's Grant Park. This species may result from a Trixie reproducing with a hipster instead of the usual Chad. Generally exhibits Trixie-like behavior, such as spending Daddy's money, drinking coffee, and carrying expensive purses, but does so while wearing hipster-approved clothing and listening to bands not found on AT 40 (America's Top 40).
JT - Those two girls grinding on each other at Santigold are Trixies in hipster clothing...
May Low - Ugh, what Trixsters.
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