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histrionic personality disorder

his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.

Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

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Cool math games

Cool math games has been around for a looong time. Disguised as a math website, it has been the most popular go-to website for K-12 students to play unblocked flash games at their school.

Every kid knows about cool math games, however, what most kids don't know is that there are dozens among dozens of other unblocked game sites that offer even more game selections.

In addition, most kids also don't know about PortableApps or portable programs in general, which are .exe files that don't require any installation to run the program (in this case a game). Examples of old (but gold) portable .exe games include Counter Strike 1.6, Halo 1, and Warcraft 3.

Unfortunately, most kids don't know about portable .exe's or other unblocked game sites, nor do they really care. Like a PC user trying to convert Mac users, or Android users trying to convert typical iPhone users, the result is always futile.

EX #1:
Teacher: *disappear*
Everyone else: *plays on cool math games*
Me, an intellectual: *plays Halo portable on a custom server*

EX #2:
My classmate: Hey wanna play some chess on cool math games?
Me: Ew no, cool math games is gay, you should go to unblockedgames007.com instead, they host waaay more games than cool math and it's ACTUALLY fun
My classmate: Sorry, I just like cool math games
Me: Ok suit yourself (sigh... yet another one bites the dust)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 11, 2020

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SUBtember

Twitch's grand scheme to derail No Simp September

The internet: Fuck yeah no simp september lets gooooo
Twitch: Oh shit that doesn't sound good for our business, guess we'll make all subs 20% off for the rest of september. SUBtember.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2021

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VPN

1) The most essential service for mainly two things: unblocking websites in school, and bypassing China's firewall.
2) The most heavily publicized sponsors of every YouTube video, ever.

1) Jamie used his VPN service to bypass the school's filter so he could talk to his friends via Discord.
2) Speaking of privacy, I'd like to give a quick shoutout to Surfshark VPN for sponsoring today's video.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 8, 2022


Psyience

1) With regards to the scientific aspects of psychology (e.g. research methods, experimental designs, stats).
2) A movement or operation which claims to be founded on science when in fact it's purely psychological/placebo.

Example 1:
"Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
"Nah I got some psyience I need to work on"

Example 2:
Scientology is an example of psyience

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 20, 2022


Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.

No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021


Raycon

A scummy brand that's making money by paying content creators en masse to promote their shit ass earbuds that they probably got off of Alibaba.

It's basically like the earbud equivalent to RAID shadow legends, but even that would be inaccurate as RAID is a decent game at the very least. Meanwhile the only thing Raycon earbuds have going is their packaging. Unless you like gobs of bass with absolutely no treble, the audio quality is a literal dollop of shit.

What a fucking joke.

See also: Rayconned, Rayconning

Person 1: "Have you heard about those Raycon earbuds?"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean those shitty excuse of earbuds from that scummy brand that pay influencers to hype them up? Yeah, I've heard of them."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 31, 2023