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"Gluck gluck" is an onomatopoeia for the sound of liquid being poured into a container. It does not mean anything else, according to the oxford dictionary of officially recognized words.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was thirsty AF.
The clock struck one. The mouse poured some water, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was depressed AF.
The clock struck two. The mouse poured some bourbon, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
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Self-explanatory euphemism for sexual intercourse
Kid 1: Did you see ma and pa pollinate on the sofa downstairs??
Kid 2: Yeah it was wild!!
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In retrospect, one of the greatest operating systems ever created. It was simple, it was modern, and it performed flawlessly (unlike Win 10 which is constantly riddled with bugs). It is ironic how Windows 10 adopted a more minimal user interface design, yet it is twice as more convoluted to use than Windows 7.
Using Windows 7 feels like freedom. Using Windows 10 feels like oppression.
Man I miss Windows 7. Although I like the design and function of Windows 10 (and 11), I really do miss the old Aero UI with the glass-paneled taskbar and such. I also miss those Win 7 themes that had those UI sound effects that change with it.
And overall everything in Win 7 just felt so much simpler and way less intrusive. It felt like it was your home.
(P.S. are their seriously no GIFs of Windows 7??)
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Who knew such a simple word and smiley face could turn me on so much
Literally any girl on the internet: hi :)
Me: Fuck why did she say that, now I have a huge massive hard on
Also me: *breaks the 4th wall* yeah I know it's a 'me' problem
1) The most wholesome pokemon to ever exist
2) The most badass pokemon to ever exist
3) All of the above
Me: *sees a vaporeon in the wild*
Me: LETSGO
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1) A meme.
2a) A young lad who (regardless of gender identity and sex orientation) genuinely appreciates and has a taste for feminine fashion and beauty. A femboy has essentially internalized these feminine interests and appropriated it for their own self-expression. Femboys may find huge interest in makeup, feminine clothing, and nail polishes. Femboys may also be fond of other girly stuff like knitting, shΓ
Βjo manga or boy bands. You can tell that somebody is a femboy when they are equally as zealous (or knowledgable) about the feminine interest as a typical girl would be.
2b) The term also extends to behaviours and mannerisms that are feminine in nature, though this is not required to be labelled as a femboy.
3) Me.
As a cis femboy I love to paint my nails, not because other guys are doing it, and not because of any fad, but because I genuinely like it. It makes my hands look sooo pretty and it helps me express myself better. Plus, I can finally have something relatable when I talk to a girl, haha.
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1) A mode on smartphones and computers that you turn on to block incoming notifications and sounds.
2) A profile status on social platforms like discord which implies that they're busy and won't respond to ur DMs. Don't be fooled though, as ironically most people on discord with a DND status are actually readily available to chat. What's even more ironic is that people with a green circle status are least likely to respond back. You'd think that red means away and green means active, well apparently it's the complete opposite on discord... ð€· Γ’ΒΒΓ―ΒΈΒ
1) Emmy turned on do not disturb mode on her Pixel 7 so that she could concreate on studying.
2) Friend 1: Is it only me who notices that discord ppl with do not disturb mode on are more available to chat than those seemingly "online"?
Friend 2: Nah man I notice it too
Friend 3: Same here
Friend 1: Huh. What an interesting phenomenon.
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