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A joke.
Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?
User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"
Truly-wireless earbuds made by Apple with the hidden agenda of getting people to switch from wired to wireless.
It's also a misconception that the AirPods are very expensive, because they're not. The 2nd generation AirPods cost $179, which is around the same ballpark for many other good truly-wireless earbuds (e.g. Galaxy Buds Pro). The AirPods Max, however, are overpriced.
This makes the "broke" meme largely flawed and futile.
Pepega: *puts AirPods on*
Me: Heyâ
Pepega: SoRrY i CaNt hEaR YoU i DoNt sPeAk bRokE
Me: Weirdo.
A timeless phrase that is spoken or written whenever you suddenly realize what the person is actually saying, which often results in confusion or bewilderment. Honestly kinda comical in a way, as it's usually when the person says something unusual or unexpected that gets your full attention.
Doctor: Hey it's time for your monthly check up.
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?
NFT is a recently trending acronym which means "Non Free-Trade". It is a movement and ideology that rejects all forms of free trade. People who support NFTs are dumb.
Person 1: Hey you see that guy?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: He supports NFT
Person 2: Ew, fuck that guy
A synonym for scientology and all the qualities associated with it.
Peer 1: Hey bro I just got into NFTs
Peer 2: Dude, why.
Peer 1: Wanna join too?
Peer 2: Hell no man I don't support scams
(abbreviated as BMM) Music that gets you in the mood for sexy time. There is no defining characteristic of BMM, it is completely subjective and dependant on each person's musical preferences.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so weird, he gets turned on whenever Britney Spears starts playing haha
Girl 2: Easy for you to say, my boyfriend gets mad hard whenever I play the soviet union national anthem. He says it is his preferred Baby Making Music.
Girl 1: I hate it here.
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A very good Russian torrenting site for software and games. It is way better than TPB and most other popular english torrenting sites. Not many people from outside Russia will know about rutracker, but the ones who do (and now) know are in for a gem.
It has an extensive catalogue of quality torrents (more than TPB), reliable 24/7 seeders, a large user-backed contributor base, and is always up-to-date with the latest software/games. The torrenting site is also very long-running too, dating back to the early-2000s. I gotta hand it to the Russians, they really do provide the good stuff.
Lyon: Hey dude where can I find "XYZ" software for free?
Tony: Have you tried looking at torrents?
Lyon: Yeah I tried searching on TPB and found nothing but scam torrents. I tried other torrenting sites and also nothing.
Tony: Oh you're looking in the wrong places, you won't find much on TPB, especially new stuff.
Lyon: Then where?
Tony: Try rutracker.org, you'll have to translate it though
Lyon: WTF, this site has literally everything! How did I not discover this earlier....
Tony: You're welcome ð