2011

This was a year where many MANY wars, protests, riots, and revolutions happened.

The entire middle east was in a state of pandemonium caused by a series of anti-government protests and uprisings known as The Arab Spring. There were also Occupy Wall Street which was a massive social movement aimed to protest against corporate greed and lobbyism. The main movement started in the US but quickly spread to all parts of the world. Those are the main defining events of 2011, but the list doesn't stop there. Many Canadians will also remember the calamitous Vancouver Stanley Cup riot that happened. Really, 2011 is just an year full of chaos.

And let's not even forget about the 2011 Japan Tsunami.

However, the average Timmy living in the suburbs would probably be entirely unaware of these turmoils taking place in the real world. I know I certainly wasn't aware, but 2011 still remained the shittiest year of my life because of depression, getting bullied, and honestly 2011' music was just appalling.

Let's be honest, in the grand scheme of things (i.e. on a global scale), 2011 would probably rank 2nd as the worst year of the 2010s decade.

Person 1: 2011 was awesome!!!
Person 2: Ya 2011 was the best, those were the happy days
Me, hearing their convo: *vomits on floor*

The Left Can't Meme

Yeah.... no.

The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.

Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.

Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.

If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚".

Person 1: The left can't meme!
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*

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Pay pig

An older man of means who desires a younger woman, usually 18 to early 30s in age as a lover. He entices her loyalty and obedience with money and gifts.

Though virtually identical, a pay pig, however, is not a sugar daddy due to one minor difference: the young women is the one who has possession over the paypig instead of the other way around. Basically the female is either in an equal or greater position.

Did you see Sasha's new Gucci handbag? I heard she spent it last weekend with her pay pig!

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back to front

The way that most humans naturally self-learned to wipe their asses. If you don't, then you're weird.

The only possible reason for wiping front to back is if your parents harshly disciplined you about it, otherwise you'd be instinctively wiping back to front like any other normal human world.

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base64

A form of text encryption that is incredibly versatile across various situations. Some of these situations may include, but is not limited to:
-A sneaky way to relay messages to someone without revealing the information at hand
-A way to send URLs in certain messaging apps (discord, messenger) without revealing the website logo and info
-A way to bypass website filters that blocks texts such as hyperlinks
-A way to hide certain information from web crawlers to prevent people from finding it via Google
-Saving all your passwords in base64 (within a password manager) for even more protection
-Annoying your friend by writing all your texts in base64 and then letting them translate it
-Etc.

Carl: Hey what was that video with the hot girl dancing?
Jamie: aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1kUXc0dzlXZ1hjUQ==
Carl: *decodes base64 and clicks on link*
Carl: Damn it, fooled again!

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Khan Academy

Dunno what everyone else here is on about. Khan Academy is a cool dude who makes useful math videos and probably does a better job at explaining stuff than your boring high school math teacher. Otherwise, why would you be watching him?

It's actually quite ironic if you think about it, a few years ago people are praising him as a better alternative to your crappy math teacher, now people are shitting on the dude that provides FREE math tutorials. Sure, he might take longer to explain things, but the fact that he takes his time, as well as having an optimistic tone of voice, means that he genuinely cares about you and the subject. Beats having some teacher who reads directly from the text with his unenthusiastic monotone voice.

P.S. To the person who's complaining about color switching, uhh seriously?? He does this to make it more easier to read, it's called color coding, duh.

People in 2014: Woooo thanks Khan Academy, you made me pass my AP calculus test!

People in 2020: Ughhh I hate Khan Academy, he makes math so tedious!

Me: lol

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ball drapes

When one stretches their scrotum to the point of being loose enough to cover their entire penis like a drape. Just one of the many exotic neologisms derived from ReiyuGuiGui's twitch streams.

Before the big bang, Meghan had fun playing with Bob's ball drapes.

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