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Derived from the romanization of the Mandarin word å¸å
, Shifu (or Sifu) is the common honorific name given to a master or a teacher, especially in the context of martial arts. It can also be generally used as a name for a very skillful and competent person.
See also: Sensei and Guru.
Mom: How was your first day at martial arts class son?
Son: Yeah it was great, our shifu taught us how to kick some ass while he was stoned
Mom: ððððð
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Marine 1: Hey wanna go peacekeeping?
Marine 2: You mean gunning down some baddies? Sure man, I love peace!
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Wam could mean anything, but the definition I was looking for is the abbreviation for the sexual kink known as "Wet And Messy". Apparently it's been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).
Basically the premise is that some people (me) find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous and slimy consistency, such as honey, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
My journey with WAM began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on
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A very weird way of spelling Macbook...
Someone: how to connect blotooth headfones to makbuk?
Me: wut
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An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.
It's a commonly accepted fact that Putin has a femtopenis.
Basically every definition on Urban Dictionary that never got approved.
The fact that this is an unpopular opinion means that you'll probably never have the chance to read this.
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Something that already existed beautifully in Persona 5 but Mark Zuckerberg wants to destroy this beautiful concept with stupid NFTs and gimmicky VR games. If you actually wanna experience the metaverse, go play persona 5. This ain't it chief.
Guy 1: Are you excited about the metaverse?
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......
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