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Cow meat

A weird way to say "beef"

A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021


Sissy Slut

What the other two definitions said. However this term can also be used as an insult, either generally or specifically towards someone who evokes such qualities. Use at your own risk.

Person 1: I heard Tyler couldn't even handle being yelled at by his boss and left his office with tears in his eyes
Person 2: Dang what a sissy slut

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 04, 2022


titmouse

Something that is neither a tit nor a mouse. In fact, it's a name of a bird.

Guy: Nice tit...mouse you got there
Girl: You even know what a titmouse is?
Guy: Yeah it's probably a type of mouse
Girl: No it's a bird
Guy: Oh.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 17, 2021


PC

1) Personal Computer
2) Politically correct
3) Postal code
4) Peace

1) "Dammit my PC is running so slow, I really need to upgrade the RAM"
2) "People often use PC language when referring to people with disabilities"
3) "Don't forget to include your P.C. in the address so the package can be delivered correctly"
4) "I'll catch up with you later, man. Pc!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 04, 2023


Shpee

To shit and pee at the same time. This is the only correct definition.

Friend 1: What took you so long?
Friend 2: I ended up taking a shpee. Killed two birds with one stone yk

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2023


Ok and

The most superior comeback. Can be used effectively against any other comeback, even the immortal "no u".

Dude 1: Ur mum gay
Dude 2: Ok and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*

Dude 3: That's pretty lame bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Ok and?
Dude 4: ...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021


Carnal knowledge

An archaic euphemism for sexual intercourse

1) A virgin loses his virginity only through obtaining carnal knowledge

2) Guy 1: I just got my diploma!
Guy 2: Nice! What for?
Guy 1: Carnal knowledge

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2020