Random
Source Code
Random
1) In general, someone who fights for fairness and impartiality. Isn't afraid to go against the popular opinion of a community to make sure that no one (or no thing) gets misunderstood.
2) The antithesis of a black knight.
3) Me.
"I'm a white knight and all them haters can frick the frick off" - me
"Poor you, defending everyone and everything. I might as well whoop your ass too." - Black knight
"Let that idea entertain you, because the reality is that white knights always win. Wake up you incompetent fool. " - me
While the rationale behind manspreading is perfectly valid, to single this problem onto men is just plain ridiculous. This has nothing to do with gender, it's simply a matter of public etiquette. If a girl spreads her legs out while the bus is jam packed with people, people would be pretty pissed too.
Do not listen to any feminist suggestions. Instead, every man and human should simply stick to this guide:
1) When the bus/metro capacity is under 25%, spread your legs as you so desire
2) When the bus/metro capacity is 25-75%, generally spreading is fine as people have other seats to choose from
3) When the bus/metro capacity is over 75%, it's best to play it safe and tuck your legs because people will likely want to sit in the adjacent seat
See also: leg spreading
Me: You know what misses me off so much? When people leg spread on the bus. There was this guy who freakin' blocked two seats with his legs on the bus. Like, I ain't gonna complain about that if the bus was half empty, but the bus was full and there was an old lady who wanted to sit down but the guy was too busy on his phone to notice her.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
48👍 24👎
In layman's terms, self-actualization is when you have reaped the maximum potential out of your personal talents, abilities, creativities and ambitions. Self-actualization only happens when all your lower primal needs have been met (e.g. physiological needs, emotional needs).
While self-actualization initially paints a pretty picture inside your head, do not be fooled as the journey is actually quite excruciating. In order to become fully self-actualized you'd have to push yourself to the limits. You'd have to devote yourself solely towards your ambitions and talents, no slacking or fun and games. The world's biggest entrepreneurs such as Steve Jobs were 100% self-actualized, but boy they were under a lot of stress and often overworked to the core.
In summary, self-actualization is a very good thing, but it's not for the weak-minded.
Me in first year psych: *after learning about the concept* Wow I want to achieve self-actualization!!!
Me in my fourth year: *suddenly realizes that self-actualization takes hard work and pure dedication* Ehh I think I'll just live a chill life
1👍 1👎
A joke.
Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?
User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"
Truly-wireless earbuds made by Apple with the hidden agenda of getting people to switch from wired to wireless.
It's also a misconception that the AirPods are very expensive, because they're not. The 2nd generation AirPods cost $179, which is around the same ballpark for many other good truly-wireless earbuds (e.g. Galaxy Buds Pro). The AirPods Max, however, are overpriced.
This makes the "broke" meme largely flawed and futile.
Pepega: *puts AirPods on*
Me: Heyâ
Pepega: SoRrY i CaNt hEaR YoU i DoNt sPeAk bRokE
Me: Weirdo.
A timeless phrase that is spoken or written whenever you suddenly realize what the person is actually saying, which often results in confusion or bewilderment. Honestly kinda comical in a way, as it's usually when the person says something unusual or unexpected that gets your full attention.
Doctor: Hey it's time for your monthly check up.
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?
A synonym for scientology and all the qualities associated with it.
Peer 1: Hey bro I just got into NFTs
Peer 2: Dude, why.
Peer 1: Wanna join too?
Peer 2: Hell no man I don't support scams