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nvm

Nvm is a short way of saying never mind.

Yeah it's okay I barely knew the slang either.

Me: Hey can I share your textbook?
Her: Sure
Me: Oh nvm I found smby else

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 21, 2022


Sissy Slut

What the other two definitions said. However this term can also be used as an insult, either generally or specifically towards someone who evokes such qualities. Use at your own risk.

Person 1: I heard Tyler couldn't even handle being yelled at by his boss and left his office with tears in his eyes
Person 2: Dang what a sissy slut

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

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titmouse

Something that is neither a tit nor a mouse. In fact, it's a name of a bird.

Guy: Nice tit...mouse you got there
Girl: You even know what a titmouse is?
Guy: Yeah it's probably a type of mouse
Girl: No it's a bird
Guy: Oh.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 17, 2021


PC

1) Personal Computer
2) Politically correct
3) Postal code
4) Peace

1) "Dammit my PC is running so slow, I really need to upgrade the RAM"
2) "People often use PC language when referring to people with disabilities"
3) "Don't forget to include your P.C. in the address so the package can be delivered correctly"
4) "I'll catch up with you later, man. Pc!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 4, 2023


Ouu

Something that zoomers often say, especially popular among females. It basically means the same thing as ooooh and oooOoo or even omg, just with the added benefit of sounding all cutesy and unbelievably cringy n stuff, I guess.

me: ouu I LOVE that new glossy pedi you just posted! 😍🥰🤤
madelyn: bruh

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2022

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Good-option dilemma

The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).

I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2022


Webhook

That other definition didn't even try. First of all, technically speaking, a webhook is a means for an app or service to provide new information to third parties as some event occurs within it. For example, GitHub uses webhooks to allow users to integrate services and automate workflows. But that's not what I'm here to say.

Second of all, as far as I am concerned, webhooks are an absolute lie with regards to Discord. You'd think it's on the same level as AHK (Autohotkey) in terms of its ease of use and the endless possibilities you can do with it. Well, it's not. Discord basically tells you to go use webhooks if you want a feature that they don't offer (which is A LOT of features). Could you achieve it? Maybe, possibly, but never certainly. Was it worth the time and effort? Hell no.

Me: I want to post to multiple servers simultaneously.
Discord: Sorry we don't have this feature. But if you seriously want it, feel free to rely on webhooks.
Me: Bah humbug.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 2, 2024