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Just being alive

It means to live in the present, not caring about the future nor holding onto the past.

"Somedays I just like being alive. I don't want to dwell on the future or take comfort in past memories."

"Yeah. Just being alive is sweet. Helps clear the mind."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021


to out someone

To out someone means to beat them in a particular activity. "Out" is most likely short for "outperform".

Note that this is used primarily for beating opponents. For outperforming those on your same team, see to carry someone.

To out someone:
Dude did you see my 1v1 CS:GO livestream yesterday? I fuckin outed that kid.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 10, 2020

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Stubborn

An absolute asshole of a person who doesn't do or listen to shit unless they want/feel like to. The worst kind of stubborn people aren't the kind that talk back, but rather the ones that are silent and don't acknowledge the shit you request or say. They don't even tell you why, they just go about their usual day (or in my case, they leave you on read).

Reese: I think microwave ovens are sexy
Girl: Cool
Reese: That's not weird right?

Girl: Not at all
Reese: So... you cool with that?
Girl: Yes
Reese: Can I see your microwave then?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Hello?
Girl: ?
Reese: I said can I see your microwave?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Can you at least tell me the color of your microwave?
Girl: black
Reese: Oh okay, may I please see your microwave??? 🥺
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: FFFFFUUUUUUU........
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Tom: Hey bro
Reese: You know what I fucking hate Tom?
Tom: What
Reese: Stubborn people, they're so fucking cringe.
Tom: Yeah agreed.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2021


Shut the fuck up

A very strong and empowering phrase that, once spoken, completely annihilates all perceived bullshit within its proximity.

Stupid e-girl: heyyyyy! Wanna see some nudes?? 😋😊
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 13, 2021

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Shut the fuck up

A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.

Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up

Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito

Me: Shut the fuck up

Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2021


Farmville

An old farming game that everybody used to play back in the golden Facebook days (2009-2012). Not sure if it still exists but it was quite a chill game to play. Millennials will remember its existence, zoomers are totally oblivious.

User 1: Remember farmville? Those were the simpler days
User 2: Ye

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 21, 2022


fagtard

A word that only fagtards would use

Fagtard: Look at that fag tard over there
Cotard: No u

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 25, 2020