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Pronoun trolling

Pronoun trolling is when you deliberately deceive someone into calling you by the wrong pronouns, and then afterwards you pretend to feel all attacked n shit. Usually works best in real life, especially around with friend groups as they all know your real pronouns.

Nevel: What are your pronouns by the way?
Allie: My pronouns are he/him!
Nevel: Oh okay cool

*later in a conversation with her friends*

Nevel: Hey!
Kate: Oh hi
Sarah: You must be Allie's class partner!
Nevel: Yeah! He'll be here any minute.
Sarah: Um, did you just call Allie a 'he'?
Nevel: Yes, those are his pronouns right?
Kate: Is this like funny to you? Allie's pronouns are she/her, how do you not know that?
Nevel: To be fair, I would've assumed Allie's pronouns were she/her, but she told me—
Allie: HEY! Sorry I'm late
Sarah: Nevel apparently thinks your pronouns are he/him
Allie: Haha what? I literally just told Nevel my pronouns were she/her.
Nevel: Uhhhhh, but
Kate: That's kind of cringe Nevel, tee bee aitch....
Allie: Yeah I personally feel attacked, I hope you realize that Nevel.
Nevel: I am sorry...? I'm a bit confused because I could have sworn you told me that your—
Kate: Ahahahahaha we're just messin' with you! Allie loves pronoun trolling a lot.
Nevel: Oh, ahaha, that was totally not embarrassing at all.... *nervous laughs*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 15, 2021

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Bean

A synonym for an among us character, because they look like beans I guess

During a meeting:
Red: So I saw blue vent in electrical....
Blue: He's lying! I swear I'm a good little bean!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 21, 2022


Rhetoric

The means by which you articulate your argument. Rhetoric can be applied to anything that you wanna argue about.

Unfortunately, this means that rhetoric can be applied to an argument that: A) you do not agree with, B) is fighting for the wrong cause, or C) is just plain wrong. If such is the case, then you might in fact loathe the argument even more. I know I would.

Rhetoric is to a factual argument as icing is to cake.

Applying rhetoric to a weak or misguided argument is like polishing a turd and then plating it with gold.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2022


MCYT

MCYT is an acronym for "MineCraft YouTuber". The term would have been redundant in the early-to-mid 2010s as most Minecraft content creators back then were YouTubers. However in recent times, the increasing rise of popular Twitch minecraft streamers has pressured the need to differentiate between these two analogous but widely different communities.

Examples of currently popular MCYTs include, but are not limited to: Dream, GeorgeNotFound, AntVenom, DanTDM, CaptainSparklez, JeromeASF, Ssundee, Tommyinnit, technoblade.

Rule of thumb: generally any old school YouTuber that primarily does/did do Minecraft videos can be considered a MCYT (e.g. SethBling, SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2021

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Meta Quest

A great VR headset with the most uncool name. Sounds like the name of some random educational software. Compare that to a modern badass name like Oculus Rift or Oculus Go. The words themselves are very ambiguous. Like am I on a meta quest or something?? Lol.

Me when I think of Oculus Rift: *cool, epic gamer vibes ensues*
Me when I think of Meta Quest: *cricket, cricket....* oh wait, I think I'm feeling something.... *educational software vibes ensues*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2023


when you

It is literally the first two words of every typical normie meme. The phrase is so overused that it's become a sort of ironic meta-reflection of meme culture

Literally nobody:

Memelord69: when you 🤣🤣😂😂😂

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 23, 2022


Living My Best Life

To assimilate what a previous definition said, basically the phrase 'Living My Best Life' denotes a lifestyle (or a moment in time) where an individual is in its most optimal state of being. This state is completely subjective and varies from person to person. To some folks, living their best life may imply breaking free of some restraint. To other folks, living their best life may imply getting out of an unhealthy state and into a more healthy state. And to some other folks, this phrase may simply just mean getting by the day doing what they love.

Whatever the case may be, in all cases, 'Living My Best Life' emphasizes that only 𝗬𝗢𝗨 are in control of your life and only 𝗬𝗢𝗨 can understand what is best for you, regardless what other people may think or expect of you.

TL;DR Living My Best Life = living life under your own terms, at your own pace, with your own ideals and expectations.

"My friend is a music producer. He had big ambitions, however, living with his parents restricted his creative freedom. Thus, he set off on his own and moved into the big city (e.g. Toronto, NYC, LA). He lived in a small crappy apartment in a shady neighborhood, and survived off with hardly any income to pay his rent. Despite all that, he said he was living his best life."

"After a grave talk with my mother, I came to terms that my degen sleep schedule was causing distress to my life. After taking considerable effort to correct it, I now end up sleeping at 4am and waking up at 11am instead of my usual 9am-5pm degen hours. Even though I could not meet the normal 12am-7am standard set by my mother, I was already beyond satisfied with the result, and I felt like I was living my best life, and that is what ultimately matters to me."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 5, 2022

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