Turmeric

An aromatic spice that belongs to the ginger family. Often most recognized as that "Indian food" smell, as it is one of the main spices in Indian curries.

Also a very potent aphrodisiac that has been said to be 3x as more effective than Viagra.

When Brad couldn't get it on with his girlfriend, he remembered that he had leftover Indian takeout in his fridge, so he took the bowl of curry and smothered it all over his stomach until he could feel the blood rushing into his dick veins.

Turmeric.

Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. And no I'm not trolling, I am for real. I don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that is a fact. This is my unwavering conviction til the day I die, so be it!!!

Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat tho). Flat is justice.

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Soft Life

Can either refer to a lifestyle or a period in your life where you're generally (but not entirely) stress-free and have minimal obligations to meet. Often involves engaging in healthy routines, hobbies and personal passions.

When you live the soft life, you're at the top of the Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, which can either be the result of being affluent or under special circumstances that allows one to flourish (see example below).

I was living the soft life back in 2020 and 2021. While covid was a major stressor to many people's lives, the combination of remote schooling + lighter course load + job layoffs + gov't money (e.g. stimulus checks, CERB) resulted in a relatively stress-free lifestyle, where I could concentrate more on my passions (music & photography) and less on studying or working. Minute stressors still existed, but in the grand scheme of things, it was a calm and carefree life that lasted for two years.

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Ageist

When somebody uses age to judge, discriminate or stereotype against another when in fact age is completely irrelevant.

User 69: *says something immature/inappropriate in twitch chat*
Moderator: User 69, how old are you?
User 69: 22, why?
Moderator: That's funny, I'm 17 and even I know better not to say something like that. Please be more mature next time.
User 69: Wait wait, so you're saying that if I were 17 and you were 22, you'd be fine with it? That's hella ageist my dude.

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It isn't what it isn't

Essentially the same meaning as "it is what it is", but to make it more clear that you can't "wish" for the unpleasant thing/situation/fate to not happen.

Dudebro 1: Dude my bank account just got hacked and I lost $2000, I wish this would've never happened to me.
Dudebro 2: It isn't what it isn't man.

Ok Google

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".

Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....

Taboola

A malignant cancer to all of mankind. Something that should perish from the face of the Earth. So far the only remedy for taboola are adblockers.

Guy 1: Hey bad news, I got Taboola
Guy 2: That's fucking sucks man, don't you have adblocker?
Guy 1: Nah I'm on mobile
Guy 2: ):