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😫

This emoji means that you just fucked something up real hard and the situation has become a total mess.

tfw you procrastinated for a week and the essay is due tomorrow but you haven't even started yet 😫😫😫😫

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2021


9th grade

Contrary to what many will think, 9th grade was the start of a brand new school life and identity. It was the grade of redemption, where you can make new and better friends, and where you finally have a chance to make better first impressions. If you were unpopular or were a loner back in middle/elementary school, then this definition applies greatly to you.

Just think about it. Now that you are in a huge school made up of 5 different middle schools (and 10+ different elementary schools), now you have another opportunity to introduce yourself in a different manner than before.

Maybe you were an awkward person, had low self-esteem, or were a 'tag-along', and your past classmates therefore thought lowly of you. This time, you can 'right your wrongs' and become that person you've always aspired to be in front of your new peers.

Of course, there's a good chance you'll meet some old classmates again in your courses, but don't let that stop you. Your new peers are what matters the most.

Remember, how you act in this grade will define you in the coming 4 years, so carefully premeditate your first impressions!

Old high school peer: Remember 9th grade? I hated it.

Me: Are you kidding? 9th grade was the shit! Made so many new friends in that year, and I gave off a more sociable and confident demeanor compared to my awkward middle school years. Sure, it may be harder than 8th grade, but compared to 10, 11, 12 it was a breeze! It really all depends on how you look at it.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 30, 2020


baculum

The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.

Jesse's erection was so prolonged that he might as well call it a baculum.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 07, 2021


Harvey's

One of the best burger places in Canada. Most memorable for its juicy mouthwatering flame-grilled taste and sizable portions. It's better than McD's, Wendy's, Burger King and all the other famous burger chains out there. Only smaller local burger chains or pubs will rival against the taste of a Harvey's burger. What really sets Harvey's apart is that you're in charge of customizing the toppings, kinda like subway. Their poutines are also bomb.

Harvey's makes your hamburger..... a beautiful thing.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021


Safe Space

While a "safe space" may give the illusion of some sort of happy utopia where everybody's opinions and beliefs are accepted, I can assure you that it is ANYTHING but that. In reality, safe spaces can turn out to be some of the most unpleasant and toxic places to be in, especially if it's on the internet.

The problem with safe spaces is not the idea of it, but rather that it attracts egocentric insecure individuals who take advantage of the "safe space" by infecting it with their highly argumentative and opinionated nature. These individuals tend to engage in highly sober discussions, and will come off as entitled sanctimonious asses who aren't afraid to shut you down if they hear something they don't like or agree with, or think it's wrong. But of course, being a "safe space" and all, no one is allowed to fight with them, thus creating a self-perpetuating echo chamber for them. It is certainly an unpleasant experience if you came to the safe space for positive vibes.

This is often the case for small-sized Twitch streams that use the !safespace tag. Occasionally, you'll meet one or two people down in the chat (mostly grown men) that engage in overly sober discussions and like to express their thoughts in the most assertive way possible. Whatever you do, don't fall for these safe spaces. You are more likely to feel happy, safe and accepted in any of the well-known gaming streams without any safe space tag.

Like communism, great idea, bad execution.

Example of a small Twitch stream with the safe space tag:

User 1: Anybody else think she looks different today?

user 2: @User 1 yes, she definitely did something to her hair.
user 3: Hey User 1, long time no see! :)
Me: Wow this stream is so chill!! Btw just ate McDonald's and feel full af lol
User 2: @Me, why are you supporting a multi-billion dollar corporation that is destroying our environment and promoting animal cruelty?
Me: Lol sorry
User 2: I am being serious though, please don't take me the wrong way but what you are doing is incredibly selfish.
Me: .....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 28, 2021


Netflix Original

A movie or TV series that is exclusively released on Netflix.

I haven't watched much Netflix Originals, but I would think its production is on the cheaper side. Only exceptions to this are the Marvel Netflix series.

Ignore what I said above, Netflix Originals can be really good (most are), but I personally just want to believe that they're bad.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021


Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2022