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TOS is short for Terms Of Service. Often used in conjunction with twitch, where someone or something violates the terms of service on twitch.
In-game dialogue: *says the n-word*
Streamer: TOS?!?!?!?!!?
Chat: TOS!!!!! POGCRAZY
(as you can see this means something violates with the terms of service)
When someone (typically a college student) has a fanciful desire to consume alcohol with some fellow mates and get crazy intoxicated, but doesn't have anyone to do so with (due to no close friends or social groups). They are most likely still an alcohol virgin because of this.
High school friend: Hey bud haven't seen you in a long time! How ya been?
Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful
High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress
Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol
High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!
Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...
High school friend: Ah, I understand.
The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.
Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.
Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
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Something that will most likely never happen in the US, as it would be considered highly unconstitutional.
COVID-19 happened, and Martial Law was never declared.
The massive Floyd protests also happened and Martial Law was never (officially) declared.
Martial Law would probably only be used as a last resort, as there are many better alternatives in this day and age.
Semi-woke Individual: If Martial Law were to happen, America would be akin to North Korea, and all the working class citizens of America would have to take a stand.
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It means to live in the present, not caring about the future nor holding onto the past.
"Somedays I just like being alive. I don't want to dwell on the future or take comfort in past memories."
"Yeah. Just being alive is sweet. Helps clear the mind."
To out someone means to beat them in a particular activity. "Out" is most likely short for "outperform".
Note that this is used primarily for beating opponents. For outperforming those on your same team, see to carry someone.
To out someone:
Dude did you see my 1v1 CS:GO livestream yesterday? I fuckin outed that kid.
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An absolute asshole of a person who doesn't do or listen to shit unless they want/feel like to. The worst kind of stubborn people aren't the kind that talk back, but rather the ones that are silent and don't acknowledge the shit you request or say. They don't even tell you why, they just go about their usual day (or in my case, they leave you on read).
Reese: I think microwave ovens are sexy
Girl: Cool
Reese: That's not weird right?
Girl: Not at all
Reese: So... you cool with that?
Girl: Yes
Reese: Can I see your microwave then?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Hello?
Girl: ?
Reese: I said can I see your microwave?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Can you at least tell me the color of your microwave?
Girl: black
Reese: Oh okay, may I please see your microwave??? ð¥º
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: FFFFFUUUUUUU........
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Tom: Hey bro
Reese: You know what I fucking hate Tom?
Tom: What
Reese: Stubborn people, they're so fucking cringe.
Tom: Yeah agreed.