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Shut the fuck up

A very strong and empowering phrase that, once spoken, completely annihilates all perceived bullshit within its proximity.

Stupid e-girl: heyyyyy! Wanna see some nudes?? 😋😊
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 13, 2021

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Shut the fuck up

A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.

Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up

Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito

Me: Shut the fuck up

Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2021


Farmville

An old farming game that everybody used to play back in the golden Facebook days (2009-2012). Not sure if it still exists but it was quite a chill game to play. Millennials will remember its existence, zoomers are totally oblivious.

User 1: Remember farmville? Those were the simpler days
User 2: Ye

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 21, 2022


fagtard

A word that only fagtards would use

Fagtard: Look at that fag tard over there
Cotard: No u

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 25, 2020


YouTube comments section

A cesspit of waste.

If the YT comments section isn't filled with stupid overused memes, it's full of unpleasant people who like to argue something outta nothing and then vigorously insult people for not sharing their opinion. It's either one or the other, so choose your poison I guess.

I love watching vsauce but my god are the Youtube comments section an utter mess to look at. Instead of being normal people and having real discussions, people just spam the comments with low-effort memes that pokes fun at the video in a meta way.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021


1v1 me rust

This phrase can either refer to two things:

1) The map named 'Rust' on MW2/MW/CoDM, which is where the term originated
2) The game 'Rust', which is also an FPS

Each have their own backstory. The cod map is often where the most brutal bloodshed take place, while the game itself is brutal on a whole other level.

User 1: 1v1 me rust m8
User 2: Nah, not feeling enough balls today

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 8, 2022

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Area 51 raid

What was alleged to be a massive violent raid resulting in thousands of casualties, turned out to be just a really dope festival with people dressed up in funny alien costumes. No one had the intentions of breaking into the facility, and only one person got arrested. Everyone was just having a jolly good ol' time with the spacey bois.

Everyone before september 20 2019: R.I.P to all the thousands that are gonna get massacred in the Area 51 raid

Me after september 20 2019: Um, it was just a whimsical alien-cosplaying party. Even the military guys were having a good time. Sure looked helluva fun.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 22, 2019

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