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Morb

A catch all phrase that can convey anything or nothing at all. The phrase can be modified to your liking. Common uses include but are not limited to: substituting for about any noun verb or adjective, replacing pauses in sentences, as an interjection (wow, gosh, dang), reference for any sexual act, greeting a friend, responding to negative criticism, etc.

Anyone who uses this term is known as a morber.

Friend 1: "I don't like how little you morb whenever we hang out."
Friend 2: "I'm sorry, I'll try to morb more frequently next time."

Friend 1: "Oh hey, haven't spoken in awhile."
Friend 2: "Oh my morb you're right, we havent. I am glad to reunite with you."

Friend 1: "Morb"
Friend 2: "Morb! Hope you're doing well."

Friend 1: "Me and my SO morbed in the bathroom stalls and we didn't get caught!"
Friend 2: Yoooo morbers! Let's morbin' go!!!

Friend 1: "What do you think about living on Mars?"
Friend 2: "Morb...... I don't know. give me a minute to morb about it."

Friend 1: "Hurry up and get in the morb before it's too late!"
Friend 2: "On my way!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

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Olive Garden

Just a casual American restaurant chain for the commoners. Serves typical Americanized Italian dishes made by unskilled college students who are just learning how to cook. Food is decent at best, as one would expect. Most often the place where a typical guy would ask a girl out to, as well as a freshman's first job.

Comparable to the Canadian restaurant chains "Swiss Chalet" and "East Side Marios".

Guy 1: Just got my first job at Olive Garden!
Guy 2: Nice!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 2, 2020


osmium

1) A hard, brittle, bluish-white metal. It is the densest (heaviest) naturally occurring element of all known elements, with a density of 22.59 g per cubic cm.

2) What to call someone who looks seemingly skinny, but actually weighs a ton.

1) Did you know that Osmium was once used in phonograph needles?

2) Yo look at that Osmium over there. She may look lean, but I heard she weighs 200 pounds!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 19, 2019


GIMP

GIMP (short for GNU Image Manipulation Program) is a powerful free photo-editing software that is available on Windows, Mac, and Linux.

Me: I GIMPed Kim Jong Un's face onto a potato
Friend: Nice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 17, 2020


Google+

A social network that was once heavily criticized by everyone back in late 2013 due to the YouTube-G+ integration. But now looking back, the change wasn't really that bad for me. I came to like using the G+ app to manage my YouTube comment inbox.

In fact, from a sole usability standpoint, the G+ era of YT made it far more easier to manage and respond to replies than YouTube's current notification system. Not only that, but G+ allowed you to mute individual YT comment threads, which is something you can't do anymore; it's either mute all comment thread notifs or nothing. But perhaps one of the biggest perks of the YT-G+ integration was the ability to DISABLE replies on your YT comment and also DELETE replies. Yes that's right, as the OP of a comment thread you actually had the power to delete replies. While this could be abused, usually it wasn't and was very useful for ridding hateful, off-topic or spam replies.

But then in late-2017, following YT's redesign, you could no longer use G+ to manage youtube comment threads and thus all those perks were gone. A new notif system was implemented and it sucked so bad. Initially you couldn't even reply to someone within the notification pop-out (you can now tho).

And finally in April 2019, Google+ itself shut down. While I barely used the app for what it was, I do miss those times when I received YT notifs through G+, particularly during 2014/2015.

As the saying goes: you don't recognize what was precious to you until it is gone.

RIP Google+ (2011-2019)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022


fuckship

Basically just another term for friends with benefits, where the relationship only consists of fucking and nothing else.

Derp: Are you interested in a fuckship?
Derpina: Sure!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 21, 2021


4/20 cheez-it

Basically like regular 4/20 but instead of smoking a ton of cannabis, you and your peers enjoy copious amounts of cheezits to your heart's content.

Freddy: *monch cronch* 4/20 cheez-it my dawg!

*Freddy passes the bag of cheezits*
Dennis: *monch cronch* YE YE!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2022