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Moondrop

1) One of the main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. It is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever.

2) A Chinese earphone brand known for its exceptional sound quality and its cute anime-themed packaging.
Unlike most mainstream earphone brands, Moondrop has tuned its earphones to sound neutral, meaning there is no artificial emphasis on the bass and treble. This makes them sound much more natural, detailed and lifelike. Their budget models beats the living heck outta most cheap earphones at your local store. They also have premium models up to $1000, which is targeted more for diehard audiophiles.

1) *turns light off*
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS

2) Instead of buying a Skullcandy Ink'd ($15) from his local Walmart, Joe the well-informed consumer bought the Moondrop Spaceship ($20) from Aliexpress because it was objectively a better run for his money.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 5, 2022


Moondrop

1) One of the main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. It is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Legit has the creepiest voice ever.

2) A very exquisite earphone brand based in China. Moondrop is quite popular in the Hi-Fi audio community for its budget and premium offerings such as the "Aria", "Starfield" and "Blessing 2". All of Moondrop's earphones have amazing sound quality that you won't find in the mainstream market. Also, all of their earphones comes inside an anime-themed packaging, which I find really unique.

1) Sundrop: No- NO! Why would you do that? Lights on, lights on! I-I warned you- I WARNED YOU!
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS

2) Gregory: Do you know of any good wired earphones? My budget is below $50.
Freddy: Yes, you should definitely check out the Moondrop SSP, they go for $40. But if you wanna go even cheaper then I'd recommend the Moondrop Quarks for $13. You can buy them on Amazon or Aliexpress.
Gregory: Cool thanks!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2022


The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.

Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 8, 2022


Pronoun trolling

Pronoun trolling is when you deliberately deceive someone into calling you by the wrong pronouns, and then afterwards you pretend to feel all attacked n shit. Usually works best in real life, especially around with friend groups as they all know your real pronouns.

Nevel: What are your pronouns by the way?
Allie: My pronouns are he/him!
Nevel: Oh okay cool

*later in a conversation with her friends*

Nevel: Hey!
Kate: Oh hi
Sarah: You must be Allie's class partner!
Nevel: Yeah! He'll be here any minute.
Sarah: Um, did you just call Allie a 'he'?
Nevel: Yes, those are his pronouns right?
Kate: Is this like funny to you? Allie's pronouns are she/her, how do you not know that?
Nevel: To be fair, I would've assumed Allie's pronouns were she/her, but she told me—
Allie: HEY! Sorry I'm late
Sarah: Nevel apparently thinks your pronouns are he/him
Allie: Haha what? I literally just told Nevel my pronouns were she/her.
Nevel: Uhhhhh, but
Kate: That's kind of cringe Nevel, tee bee aitch....
Allie: Yeah I personally feel attacked, I hope you realize that Nevel.
Nevel: I am sorry...? I'm a bit confused because I could have sworn you told me that your—
Kate: Ahahahahaha we're just messin' with you! Allie loves pronoun trolling a lot.
Nevel: Oh, ahaha, that was totally not embarrassing at all.... *nervous laughs*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 15, 2021

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Bean

A synonym for an among us character, because they look like beans I guess

During a meeting:
Red: So I saw blue vent in electrical....
Blue: He's lying! I swear I'm a good little bean!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 21, 2022


Rhetoric

The means by which you articulate your argument. Rhetoric can be applied to anything that you wanna argue about.

Unfortunately, this means that rhetoric can be applied to an argument that: A) you do not agree with, B) is fighting for the wrong cause, or C) is just plain wrong. If such is the case, then you might in fact loathe the argument even more. I know I would.

Rhetoric is to a factual argument as icing is to cake.

Applying rhetoric to a weak or misguided argument is like polishing a turd and then plating it with gold.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2022


MCYT

MCYT is an acronym for "MineCraft YouTuber". The term would have been redundant in the early-to-mid 2010s as most Minecraft content creators back then were YouTubers. However in recent times, the increasing rise of popular Twitch minecraft streamers has pressured the need to differentiate between these two analogous but widely different communities.

Examples of currently popular MCYTs include, but are not limited to: Dream, GeorgeNotFound, AntVenom, DanTDM, CaptainSparklez, JeromeASF, Ssundee, Tommyinnit, technoblade.

Rule of thumb: generally any old school YouTuber that primarily does/did do Minecraft videos can be considered a MCYT (e.g. SethBling, SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2021

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