Netflix Original

A movie or TV series that is exclusively released on Netflix.

I haven't watched much Netflix Originals, but I would think its production is on the cheaper side. Only exceptions to this are the Marvel Netflix series.

Ignore what I said above, Netflix Originals can be really good (most are), but I personally just want to believe that they're bad.

Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

CRTC

Canada's own version of a dictatorship. The CRTC dictates what every Canadian can or cannot do/watch on the internet. In recent years, I've heard they are even making efforts to filter out content that isn't "Canadian" enough. Basically, the CRTC is the oppressor and the average Canadian citizen is the oppressed.

Friend 1: Hey have you watched the newest season of Insert American TV show here?
Friend 2: No I can't because of the goddamn CRTC!

suschamp

Short form for 𝘀𝘂𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝗴𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽

Also a hypothetical emote used to convey something that is both suspicious and arousing excitement or shock.

Sabrina: Hmmm I wonder why the teacher isn't here yet, she's never the one to arrive late
Joseph: that's kinda suschamp ngl

dickum

1) Another word for smegma (aka dick cheese)

2) Alternatively, can also mean a huge schlong

1) Damn, I really need to get rid of all this dickum, it's starting to smell down there

2)

Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.

Definitional

The adjective form of definition. Used when one wants to talk about a word, term, or phrase in relation to its definition.

The word "set" with its 400-odd meanings proves that it punches above its definitional weight.

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Fake Thot

An oxymoron

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

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