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"SK" is one of the most popular ASMR triggers that is often whispered repeatedly in many ASMR videos.
The trigger was initially introduced and used by YouTube ASMR star Heather Feather. Since then, the trigger has become widespread across all ASMR videos, andâif used correctlyâcan put anyone into a total relaxed state of tranquility.
Heather Feather: sksksksksksksksk
Me: ð´ð´ð¤
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"You see red over there? He looks sus as fuck. Better run 'fore he grabs you into a vent."
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Spritecranberry is a new shock site fad which shares the same baiting principle as many other shock sites (goatse, tubgirl). Occasionally this link will be thrown around inside a comment thread, with many people trying to persuade others into clicking the link in promise of a free sprite cranberry. Those who click on the link will be redirected to a disgusting video of a person cleaning the inside of a dog's anal glands. Gross, but still nowhere near as nasty as the OG goatse.cx.
Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.
Troll: Hey guys, go to spritecranberry.net to receive your free can of sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch
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Mutual Affective Consolidation (MAC for short) is when your feelings and emotions are consolidated with a mutual individual, preferably a very close and/or intimate one.
Expressing and reflecting on your feelings alone might make yourself feel better, but they lack consolidation. Having someone by your side consolidates those feelings and makes you feel complete. This is not proven, but I think it probably has something to do with the hormone oxytocin. This hormone gets released during very intimate social interactions such as hugging, bonding, and sex. When you deeply express your emotions and feelings, your body is actively waiting to release a full rush of oxytocin but does not because it doesn't detect any social input. In a way, having someone by your side allows you to imprint your emotions onto them, thereby triggering a release of oxytocin. This rush of oxytocin is what makes you feel complete and fulfilled. Again this is all just speculation.
After a brutal day, Sarah was very depressed. She could've cried herself to sleep but instead she called her friend over and she cried her feelings out with her, which made her feel a lot better. Sarah just experienced Mutual Affective Consolidation.
Derek was just not getting the satisfaction he desired when pleasuring himself. After getting a new girlfriend, Derek didn't ask for any sexual favors initially, he just asked her to be by his side when pleasuring himself. He found that pleasuring himself (and climax) with his girlfriend beside him felt much better than when doing it alone. He suspects that Mutual Affective Consolidation is the reason for that.
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The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.
Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.
All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
Somebody who hates baby kittens, thinks the earth is flat, thinks vaccines cause autism, posits that climate change isn't real, that the moon landing was just a hoax, and every other nutty conspiracy theory you can think of.
Many people would think non-conformists are simply people who like unpopular stuff. But realistically the "unpopular" stuff is still rather popular to a certain degree (e.g. classical music).
The REAL non-conformists are those that actually like or support something that literally nobody would like or support. And those people are typically conspiracy nutjobs or psychopaths.
Pseudo non-conformist: I hate pop music
Real non-conformist: And I hate baby kittens
Pseudo non-conformist: Wtf
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Asking the ontological question of whether one's existence has any meaning in this world.
Aka whether one should kill himself or not.
Me: "To be or not to be, that is the question."
Dude on internet: "Kys fag"
Me: "Thank you kind stranger for answering my question! I Shall now kill myself :)"
*dies*