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An aromatic spice that belongs to the ginger family. Often most recognized as that "Indian food" smell, as it is one of the main spices in Indian curries.
Also a very potent aphrodisiac that has been said to be 3x as more effective than Viagra.
When Brad couldn't get it on with his girlfriend, he remembered that he had leftover Indian takeout in his fridge, so he took the bowl of curry and smothered it all over his stomach until he could feel the blood rushing into his dick veins.
Turmeric.
Wlile bish may sound like a more friendlier version of bitch, do not be mistaken, as this word actually means "a mistake or blunder" in British vernacular. So the next time you say bish, you are actually calling them a mistake.
Some girl: Heyyy bish!!!
British girl: Wtf, did you just call me a mistake?
It's not just about the format. Old internet memes (circa 2006-2015) were generally less obnoxious, less obscene, less grotesque, less stupid, less deadpan, less political, and just generally more graceful and lighthearted. You never took them seriously, and they always made you smile or laugh (NOT smirk!)
Today's memes often leave you smirking rather than smiling or giggling, as the meme often plays with the more ironic, farce and brazen side of humour. This makes for a less "happy" experience as such. Certainly not something you'd be consuming/posting unironically, unlike nyan cat, animal advice, and lolcat memes.
Another difference between modern and old memes is the level of irony. Obviously memes of all kinds is not meant to be taken seriously, but most modern memes will add a layer of irony on top of a seemingly serious context to make it seem funny or silly. Old memes are just funny or silly by its very nature.
Old memes can be virtually understood by anyone of any demographic and the humour is often naturally communicated by the image. Modern memes tend to be too ambiguous to be understood correctly by everyone and the humour is specific to a certain demographic (i.e. Gen Z teenagers). Serious debriefing is required to understand most modern memes, even the ones with zero meaning.
Overall, old memes just had that quirky yet graceful charm that modern memes lack. Old memes rule, don't let anyone tell you otherwise (and if they do, they're probably a zoomer).
Examples of old memes include:
-LOLcats
-Animal advice
-Rage comic memes (includes trollface)
-Bad luck brian
-Good guy steve
-Nyan cat
-Facepalm guy
-Feels guy
-Doge (semi-modern)
-Cartoon spiderman memes
-and much much more
A very severe mental illness contracted from playing way too much Among Us. Once you have contracted this illness, your entire perception of reality starts to change. Typical symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-General mistrust towards peers and everyone
-Tendency to call everyone sus
-Pretending to do something when in fact you're doing something else
-Lying to others all the time
After playing hours of among us for the past week, Rob developed Among Us insanity.
An increasingly popular feature in software and websites that makes the background dark or black, which is easy on the eyes when browsing at night. It is particularly effective with AMOLED displays (as opposed to LCD) as the pixels emit little to no light.
Once you discover dark mode, there's no returning back to light mode. As a night owl, it is seriously such an essential feature I cannot live without. How nobody thought to implement dark mode back in the 2000s is beyond me.
For PC/Mac users: To enable dark mode on every website, install the chrome extension 'Dark Reader'.
For Rooted Android users: To enable dark mode on almost every app, download 'Swift Installer'.
You're welcome :)
"Man.... I just wrote an entire 10 page essay last night"
"So?"
"Without using dark mode in Word"
"Oh shit my condolences."
Something that zoomers often say, especially popular among females. It basically means the same thing as ooooh and oooOoo or even omg, just with the added benefit of sounding all cutesy and unbelievably cringy n stuff, I guess.
me: ouu I LOVE that new glossy pedi you just posted! 😍🥰🤤
madelyn: bruh
The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).
I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.