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imma nut

This either means:
1) "I'm a nutjob"
2) "I'm going to ejaculate"

1) Her: Why are you eating paper?
Him: Cause imma nut!

2) *at McD's*
Dad: Hey son?
Son: Yep?
Dad: Imma nut in the washroom stalls for a quick sec, you find a spot to sit mmkay?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 10, 2020


Ching chang chong

A very racist pejorative used against Asian (mainly Chinese) people, about as offensive as "chink" or even exceeding it. Has been used by uneducated folks for decades. Presumably its usage is declining cause, well, it's 2022. Get with the times.

Some random rowdy boys: Hey! ching chang chong!
Me: grow up.

Some random kid in the comments section: Hehe, asian crowd go ching chang chong!
Me: So unfunny bro 😬

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 19, 2022

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Haterade

Anything or anyone that acts as fuel to ignite feelings of hatred and resent. See also: Reddit comment threads.

I get a constant endless supply of haterade from interacting with toxic Redditors. It's very addictive, though each haterade I consume cuts off one second from my lifespan.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 9, 2021


2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine

Faith in humanity lost.

The 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine marks the period in history when where faith in humanity was, yet again, lost.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 2, 2022

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Cancel Culture

Cancel Culture is an internet phenomenon that has emerged due to the internet's highly dogmatic hivemind mentality, where the opinions and attitudes of the public are harmonized into one giant unanimous blob. The said blob will spontaneously accuse and reprimand anyone who rubs them the wrong way, regardless of the individual's true intention. Often, these indicted individuals aren't even aware that what they said could be viewed in a different light, it's only the people that make it seem that way.

For example, take someone who asked "can marijuana make someone as intoxicated as alcohol" on Reddit. The guy who asked it was simply bored, but the people of Reddit took offense, ambiguously assumed that they're asking to take advantage of girls, and begin exposing all their previous posts to further prove the hivemind's unfounded belief. This right here is Cancel Culture in a nutshell.

Though it's easy to single out the "social justice warriors", do not be mistaken. In reality, anyone can co-opt a cancel culture as long as they share the same dogmatic and hypersensitive attitudes of the majority. In fact, the victims of cancel culture could be anyone who has disobeyed a rule or a policy of a group/affiliation/institution.

Essentially, the gist of cancel culture is about the public (and the individuals representing the public) either making accusations about something/someone they absolutely know nothing about, or overinflating a minor and irrelevant issue.

Example 1: People bashing PewDiePie for using the n-word and making satirical jokes about Nazism are proponents of cancel culture.

Example 2: Disney firing James Gunn for his 'offensive' tweets can be attributed to cancel culture.

Example 3: Diana was kicked out of a group chat on Kik because she didn't follow one of their group rules. She wanted to re-establish bona fide connections with one of the group members (Mikayla), but she rejected her and rebuked her just because she broke one of the group rules. Mikayla has just co-opted cancel culture as there was no legitimate reason not to befriend her.

Example 4: Jason sought help on r/FamilyAdvice because his abusive father kept beating his mother and threatening her and Jason. He admitted that he finally had enough and stood up for his mother by throwing a saucepan at his father. As a result of cancel culture, the people of Reddit decided on a whim that—despite the wickedness of his abusive father—Jason was the one that deserved all the blame because he hit him with a saucepan. This is because public opinion on Reddit upholds the traditional belief to always honor your parents no matter what. Thus, because of cancel culture, the true severity of Jason's situation was never taken into light, and his post (and other comments supporting him) were unfortunately downvoted to oblivion.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2020

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Dementia

The best response to anything and everything that seems unhealthy, including laziness/sedentary lifestyle.

Person 1: Omg you gotta try out this freakshake!! They put a whole ass cake on your shake!!
Person 2: Uhh no thanks, that sounds like a recipe for diabetes, and dementia.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna chill at my place and get stoned af?

Guy 2: Nah I'll pass, I don't wanna raise my risk of dementia

User 1: Do you play league?

User 2: Does it look like I want dementia?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 9, 2023


Tik Tok

A popular song by ke$ha.

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik tok on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tried to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2019