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SJW

SJW is an acronym for 'social justice warrior'. It used to have a positive connotation, because social justice is, in and of itself, a good thing, right?

However in more recent times, it's been co-opted by numerous amount of people that the entire rhetoric behind "social justice" has turned wishy-washy. In other words, it's not fresh news. People are getting sick and tired of SJWs who interpret every situation as needing justice, even if it's something as frivolous as a black dude who got a small coffee instead of the large they ordered.

The problem with SJWs in the 21st century isn't their intentions per se (social justice is inherently good), but rather the fact that their constant bickering does absolutely nothing to address or mitigate the REAL inequalities that exist in the world today. And I'm sure that 99% of SJWs have not even had any proper university education in the social sciences, so most of the things they say are coming from their ass. In reality, most SJWs are just on an ego trip, and take to Twitter to brandish their "wokeness".

What a SJW on Twitter would say: "OMFG so this white male employee at McDs gives me the wrong order and when I repeatedly asked for the right order, he became very angry. This is absolutely unacceptable, I am a black pansexual women and deserve to be treated better. #BLM"

What any normal person would say: "Had a bad experience at McDonald's where an employee got angry at me when I asked for the right order. I would've reported to the manager, but he was probably under a lot of stress and pressure so I understand."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 10, 2021

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truth seeker

What people think it means: someone who is strong-willed to seek the truth in everything.

What it actually means: A strongly opinionated individual who only thinks their point-of-view is correct and dismisses other people's perspectives, often merely just to demonstrate their grandiloquence. The real so-called "truth seekers" would never even call themselves that. Anyone who goes by this pseudonym on the internet is likely a tryhard.

Truth Seeker: "Why do people keep on insisting to believe in these myths? There's only two genders and that's a fact. God this generation is full of morons."
Me, a real intellectual: "Shut"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022

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Tryhard

When someone plays a game purely for winning and not for enjoyment. Don't get the wrong idea though as tryhards develop enjoyment from winning, but toxic competitive feelings ensues whenever they lose. Eventually the main motive will shift to purely winning, and they will less enjoy the game. This is coming from a tryhard.

You aren't the same when you go full-on tryhard versus when you play the game for casual entertainment.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021


Manzanilla

A fancy word for olive.

Server: Would you like some manzanilla in your sandwich?
Me: Tf is that??? English please
Server: Olives
Me: See? That wasn't so hard was it.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 14, 2022


Sirius XM

Some wack music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or TIDAL.

Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 29, 2024


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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022

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How to get downvoted

"Consent is a fucking joke."

See? It works.

This definition is living proof that my method works, the downvotes says it all. You're welcome.

How to get downvoted

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

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