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Nvm is a short way of saying never mind.
Yeah it's okay I barely knew the slang either.
Me: Hey can I share your textbook?
Her: Sure
Me: Oh nvm I found smby else
An absolute asshole of a person who doesn't do or listen to shit unless they want/feel like to. The worst kind of stubborn people aren't the kind that talk back, but rather the ones that are silent and don't acknowledge the shit you request or say. They don't even tell you why, they just go about their usual day (or in my case, they leave you on read).
Reese: I think microwave ovens are sexy
Girl: Cool
Reese: That's not weird right?
Girl: Not at all
Reese: So... you cool with that?
Girl: Yes
Reese: Can I see your microwave then?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Hello?
Girl: ?
Reese: I said can I see your microwave?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Can you at least tell me the color of your microwave?
Girl: black
Reese: Oh okay, may I please see your microwave??? 🥺
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: FFFFFUUUUUUU........
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Tom: Hey bro
Reese: You know what I fucking hate Tom?
Tom: What
Reese: Stubborn people, they're so fucking cringe.
Tom: Yeah agreed.
A very strong and empowering phrase that, once spoken, completely annihilates all perceived bullshit within its proximity.
Stupid e-girl: heyyyyy! Wanna see some nudes?? 😋😊
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*
A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.
Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito
Me: Shut the fuck up
Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up
An old farming game that everybody used to play back in the golden Facebook days (2009-2012). Not sure if it still exists but it was quite a chill game to play. Millennials will remember its existence, zoomers are totally oblivious.
User 1: Remember farmville? Those were the simpler days
User 2: Ye
A word that only fagtards would use
Fagtard: Look at that fag tard over there
Cotard: No u
A cesspit of waste.
If the YT comments section isn't filled with stupid overused memes, it's full of unpleasant people who like to argue something outta nothing and then vigorously insult people for not sharing their opinion. It's either one or the other, so choose your poison I guess.
I love watching vsauce but my god are the Youtube comments section an utter mess to look at. Instead of being normal people and having real discussions, people just spam the comments with low-effort memes that pokes fun at the video in a meta way.