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INFP

The one definition that said INFPs are "predictable" and has "poor understanding of psychology" could not be more wrong. Clearly whoever wrote that definition has not even the slightest clue of how to interpret the MBTI.

In reality, INFPs have an excellent understanding of human psychology. Usually all the NFs do (including INTJ, INFJ, INTP). INFPs are very proficient at seeing the true motives and intentions within people, they just keep it to themselves due to their Fi.

And INFPs? Predictable? Nonsense! Due to their perceiving type (as opposed to judging), INFPs can be some of the most spontaneous people you could ever meet. This means that INFPs absolutely HATE predictable routines and function most optimally when doing something different for a change. Those with judging types are the predictable boring ones.

INFPs by nature are NOT opportunists. Unlike an INTJ, they do NOT actively go around and seek for opportunities. They care more about authenticity rather than getting the best out of a situation. They only accept opportunities when it comes to them naturally. In other words, INFPs are the least likely ones to buy something just because it's on sale, or post something on social media just for the likes. They're the ones who tend to buy expensive organic produce as it aligns with their values.

Lastly, it is important to note that INFPs are very good at handling their own emotions. This is why INFPs are often the givers of emotional support rather than receivers.

There was once an INFP named Jenny who befriended a boy who had low self-esteem. She was very kind, she understood exactly how the boy felt and made him feel valid. Meanwhile his INTJ father just gave him a bunch of practical advice on how to make more friends in school, something the boy already knew and didn't help him at all.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 27, 2022

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Sus Chord

When the chord is sus 😳

Me: plays a sus chord
Red: IT'S HIM, HE'S THE IMPOSTER!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 15, 2022


okay but

1) A really stupid phrase affixed to the start of any sentence that Gen Z people like to say nowadays. In normal English, one would typically start with "okay but..." as a response towards someone that they disagree with (e.g. okay but that doesn't mean... etc). However, as a conversation starter it makes absolutely no fucking sense. Anyone who uses "okay but" in this manner will suffer from brain cell loss.

2) A lazy indifferent response to convey that you disagree with someone. Used when you're too lazy to refute their point, or if they were trolling or being goofy to start with. Similar to the phrase "Ok and?"

1)
The class: *dead silence*
Girl: okay but can I go to the washroom please?
Math teacher: ...yes my dear? I'm confused as to why you said "okay but" though, as if you were responding to something I said.
Girl: *leaps out of chair* HEHE bladder go brrrrrr!!!
Math teacher: Um. ok then. Back to class I suppose...

2)
User 1: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
User 2: okay but
User 1: The emoji movie is one of the best animations
User 2: okay but

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021


ACAB

Stands for:
1) Apple Computers Are Bad.

2) Apple Computers Are Boring.

Guy 1: I need a new computer soon, I think I'm gonna get the new Mac Studio
Guy 2: Bruh why
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Because ACAB man! Just build a custom PC, it's a better bang for your buck and plus it just looks more cooler.
Guy 1: But I'm used to MacOS
Guy 2: I'll turn it into a hackintosh for you
Guy 1: But isn't that technically illegal?
Guy 2: Dude.... please don't make this harder than it has to be.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 6, 2022

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Nazi Scapegoating

What evil people use to rationalize their cruel and wicked behavior against others. In reality, the ones that call their victims a "Nazi" are themselves a Nazi. Most notably used by filthy russian military scum to play down the killing and raping of innocent civilians.

Literally everybody: Hey bruh why'd you kill that man on the streets, he did nothing wrong.
Evil people: He was a Nazi. Had to clean out the dirt, you know.
Literally everybody: Bruh fuck off with that nazi scapegoating and come to terms that you killed an innocent man.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 5, 2022


Fatigues

With regards to the military:

1) Menial duties, especially as punishment.
2) Military clothing worn when doing said menial tasks.

When we saw that our housemaids came all dressed up in military uniforms, we finally realized why they did business as "The Fatigues"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 5, 2022


THX intro

The most epic sound that will ever grace your ears

I heard the THX intro at a movie theatre today and came in my pants twice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 30, 2022