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An awesome university where the students learn to become sussy bakas and have sex
Bobby: What university do you go to?
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
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The most overused phrase that every meme tends to begin with. For example, "me when I stub my toe" or " me when my parents are sleeping" etc etc. My theory is this phrase is so unoriginal to the point that it's actually amusing. It's gotten so overused to the point that people are now using this phrase as a meme itself, in an ironic or knowingly absurd sort of way. It's often exaggerated by adding more "me when" to the end.
Proof that memes have gone downhill since 2017.
Nobody:
Literally every meme on this planet: "me when me when the when the..."
(noun) The state of being comfortably full after a meal, to the point where any slight physical movement is possible but not necessarily desired.
After that delicious feast, I settled into a state of postprandiality, feeling content and satisfied without any discomfort.
When ur about to eat your burger, sandwich, pizza etc but your friend asks if they could take a bite, so you hand it to them and they take one giant ass bite out of it
Friend 1: *about to eat burger*
Friend 2: Can I take a bite bro?
Friend 1: Sure, but just one bite *hands over burger*
Friend 2: *hands back burger with a huge ass bite mark*
Friend 1: Dude....... I thought you were just gonna eat a small portion, not take a damn bite of 87!!
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A word that first became somewhat popular on the internet back in the late-2010s. I absolutely hated it when people said it back then, which was mostly used in relationship or private messaging contexts (e.g. girl texts her friend "this guy is sus"). But ever since among us became popular in 2020, the term took on a whole new identity. It still bore the same meaning, but now you can NEVER say this word without thinking about among us (and without causing others to think about it as well). It's literally infectious. Thank god.
In a discord server:
Girl User: @mod, @me is being sus in my DMs.
Me: SUS? AMOGUS???
Girl User: Can we kick him out please?
Me: BUT I AM NOT THE IMPOSTER Γ°ΒΒΒ³
Other User A: AMOGUS SUS
Other User B: AMOGUS FORTNITE SUSSY BALLS
A post-2016 slang term that was stupid and uncool until the game Among Us appeared in 2020 and made it cool again. Should only be used with reference to Among Us, any usage outside of that is just cringe. But to be fair I guess most people who say "sus" nowadays have among us in their minds, so ig it's fine.
Someone in 2017: This guy who dmed me is sus
Me in 2017: Stfu stop saying sus, that term is so stupid.
Someone in 2021: This guy who dmed me is sus
Me in 2021: Dang he must be the imposter.
The male equivalent of "my lady" (British origin), generally used as a respectable form of address.
Straight guy from 1919: Wanna join me in a dance, my lady?
Gay (or straight) guy from 2019: Wanna join me in a dance, my dude?
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