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Just another one of those "funny" words that "cultured" individuals in the post-2017 meme community like to use. Often combined with panel memes such as Expanding Brain or Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh to enhance the "comedic" effect.
Cultured intellectual 1: With whomst'd've did you copulate with yesterday?
Cultured intellectual 2: Excuse me sir, but I think you meant to say whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Cultured intellectual 1: No u
Cultured intellectual 2: *head explodes from collateral damage*
Narrator: And not a single fuck was given that day
Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
Friend 1: Hey what's 23 x 3?
Friend 2: No
Friend 1: 69!!!!!
Friend 2: kkkkkk
When somebody's breath smells soooo incomprehensibly bad it's literally like it's from the wild
guy: hey girl what that mouth do
girl: *gives him the breath of the wild*
guy: ewww!! I only wanted to play BOTW not smell it!!!
This is the ultimate form of "ok" (in the disdainful sense), where the letter "k" doesn't even suffice how much you don't give two damns. "|" is simply the letter K but without the two strokes (chevron?) on the right.
Used only when 'k' doesn't help cut it.
Example:
Some random e-girl on kik: Hey handsome, wanna see videos of me while I play with myself?
Me: No
E-girl: But it's only $60, and if you could reeeeally spoil me some more, I'll even throw in some close up pics😘😜😋
Me: |
Expanding brain meme example:
Okay - No brain activity
Ok - Mild brain activity
K - Huge brain activity
| - Brain literally transcends into a higher level of consciousness
Basically the Captain America of Ukraine.
A comedian and former actor, president Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the hero we need in this godforsaken world.
A personality type that isn't known for being warm and fuzzy. They tend to prioritize rationality and success over politeness and pleasantries; in other words, they’d rather be right than popular. This may explain why so many fictional villains are modeled on this personality type.
Due to their rational and discerning tendencies, INTJs are incredibly opportunistic individuals. They treat life as a game of Chess, where they rely on strategy and premeditation rather than chance to get the best out of everything, and they enjoy doing so.
Friedrich Nietzsche and Elon Musk are both very accurate examples of INTJs