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nudist

A girl (or guy) who habitually takes nudes of themselves is said to be a nudist. Often is obsessed with their body image to an excessive degree.

See also: thot or fuckboy

Girls on snapchat: *sends nudes every minute*

Me: will you ever stop being a nudist for once?? Get a life.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2019

46πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


lmsydtyjaomf

Let me suck your dick till you jizz all over my face

Boi: Hey bb what dat mouf do
Grill: lmsydtyjaomf and ill show you
Boi: Hnnnnnggg!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 14, 2020


Matcha

The most overrated tea ever.

What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.

Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".

Grandad: Hey kids I'm gonna place the doordash order now, what do you want for your drinks?
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*

Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 20, 2021


go awf

It means to go fuck yourself, but in a more nicer way.

Person 1: Hey bud, can you do me a favor?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Go awf yourself. Thanks! ^-^

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 22, 2020

18πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 30, 2022

24πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Resting cringe face

A resting cringe face (RCF for short) is similar to resting bitch face, but instead of an angry or irritated face, the individual instead unintentionally maintains a cringed sour facial expression. Imagine watching the most cringiest meme video or literally sucking on a lemon, that's the kind of facial expression people with RCF make.

They might not realize that they're cringing their own facial muscles, but many people will notice. RCF is also far more contagious compared to RBF. For example, when you see someone with RCF, you will immediately start cringing too and you will feel incredibly bitter and gloomy.

RCF is relatively uncommon in younger people. Older aged women (49-65) are often the ones that suffer from RCF.

See also: resting disdainful face

Me: *arrives to class late*
Substitute teacher: Who are you?
Me: Oh, I'm in this class, I just arrived late

Substitute teacher: Ah ok
Me: *quietly working on my assignment*
Substitute teacher: *Stands in front of me with her nasty resting cringe face*
Me: *feels sick to the stomach*
Me: Hi, am I doing anything wrong?
Substitute teacher: Oh no not at all, I'm just seeing what you're working on
Me: Oh ok
Substitute teacher: *continues to exhibit resting cringe face*
Me: *starts to cringe and feel bitter AF*

(School ends, goes home)

My mom: What's the matter?

Me: Oh, no, I just have a resting cringe face that's all, I caught it from my substitute teacher today

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2020


queen of clubs

This term refers to a lady who regularly likes to goes clubbing. Often dominates the dancefloor with such dexterity, thus becoming the 'queen of clubs'.

Guy 1: Yo you see that hottie over there? Damn she sure knows how to dance

Guy 2: Yeah man, she's the queen of clubs.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 23, 2019

29πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž