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fock

It's a nicer way of saying "fuck" but without cursing

Person 1: Can I smell your hair pls?
Person 2: Excuse me but what the fock?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 18, 2022

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ISTP

Uhhh.... hello???? What is with all these unnecessarily hateful definitions LOL

I'm not an ISTP, but I sure as hell know for a fact that they are nothing like the recent nonsense being spewed out.

These hateful definitions do not reflect anything about ISTPs. However, it does reflect that the authors must be:
A) Extremely butthurt
B) Living inside their own bubble
C) Narcissists
D) Sociopaths (how ironic)
E) An absolute jackass of a person
...and most importantly...
F) a pathetic individual, likely an incel or hypermasculine misogynist, who still lives in their parent's basement.

Let's all press F for these sad individuals while the real ISTPs continue doing what they do best in life.

Bee: I just did my Myers-Briggs Personality Test!
Wendy: Nice! What did you get?
Bee: ISTP!
Wendy: Awesome!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 27, 2022

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Qween

1) A name for someone who always brings around an aura of sweetness and kindness. Deserves the same amount of respect as a Queen, the difference is that a Qween is less fierce in manner and more kind hearted.
2) A more informal and lighthearted spelling of Queen.
3) You decide :)

1) Friend 1: Ever since I met ingrid the other day I've only been feeling good vibes!
Friend 2: I know right??? She is such a QWEEN!

2) Amy: What's your favorite Disney qween?
Kate: Qween Elsa for sure!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 17, 2022

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feminine penis

Someone who has a penis and who identifies as a female.

Shelby is a female and has a penis, therefore she has a feminine penis.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

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Antifragile

What Farid said below. I would assume le sserafim has read Nassim Taleb, because that is where this term originated from.

The concept of antifragility uses examples from science and mathematics to argue that some systems are strengthened by encounters with disorder. It is an interesting concept that basically says you can thrive in a system of disorder, randomness, or stress. Antifragility goes beyond mere resilience (the ability to bounce back from adversity) in that it embraces and gains from uncertainty. Decentralization, diversity, experimentation and innovation are characteristics of antifragile systems as they allow continuous improvement and new learning from disruptions.

Say you got laid off. You could view that as a chance to not only bounce back (find a new job), but also as a chance to expose yourself to better job or career opportunities, as well as anything that could improve your wellbeing. Basically, it's the "improvise, adapt, overcome" meme.

The hacker group Anonymous is also an incredibly good example of antifragility. No matter how hard governments and law enforcers try to destroy the organization, it will never cease to die due to how it's structured.

While most portfolios crumbled during the stock market crash, Dave's grew in value thanks to its antifragile properties. By diversifying across asset classes instead of focusing on any one sector, his portfolio benefited from the volatility instead of breaking under the pressure.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 29, 2024


Burger King

It's like that other very popular international burger franchise, but better. The taste is better, quantity is better, literally everything is better.

The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.

McDonald's: WHO ARE YOU???
Burger King: I'm you but better.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 1, 2021

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Pop Culturally Intimidated

When you feel intimidated and irked either due to a lack of knowledge in trendy pop cultural/meme references, or from the fact that you probably have no interest in them. Usually happens when you're out with a new group of peers, and they be saying some memey phrase or sharing some pop cultural fad and you have no idea what it is or what it means (nor do you care). Likewise, this is also very commonly experienced on the internet, most notably in the YouTube comment section.

1) Jimmy felt very pop culturally intimidated by his girlfriend once he found out that she knew more pop cultural references than him.

2) Matt joined his new group of female peers to work on a course-related project. While he didn't have trouble socializing with them, he felt extremely pop-culturally intimidated by the odd memey phrases that their peers were tossing around and giggling about. Then, they started sharing pictures of Korean guys and went on talking about their favorite kpop star. "Stop. Please...", he wished to tell them.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 20, 2019