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Israeli army

These definitions are so bipolar. It's not either/or.

No, the israeli army isn't a terrorist like al Qaeda, but it had a controversial track record. One of their most heinous involvements was with the 1982 Lebanese Civil War, which sided with the Lebanese Front, aka the scums who did the Sabra and Shatila Massacre. However, this stuff is from more than 20 years ago and does not apply today.

The Israeli army has some nice weaponry

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021

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r/Animemes

It's exactly what it says on the tin: a subreddit for memes about anime. There are good memes, and then there are bad memes. And that's pretty much it.

User 1: What's the most popular subreddit for anime memes? I know it's not r/animememes
User 2: r/Animemes
User 1: Ah thanks

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022


Organic Chemistry

C'mon guys it's not that bad! Learning the chemical composition of organic molecules is interesting. I mean, who wouldn't want to draw the structural formula of a molecule given its IUPAC name?? Okay maybe i'm just a nerd but still...

Nobody:
Me: OMG YASS! Organic chemistry, my favorite class of the day!
Classmate: Ur weird bro

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 21, 2022

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Amongoose

When a mongoose is sus

Person 1: Hey that mongoose over there be lookin kinda sus
Person 2: I guess you could say there's a mongoose amongoose

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 28, 2022


Highway 420

Highway 420, also known as Niagara Veterens Memorial Highway, is a stretch of highway that stems from the Queen Elizabeth Way (QEW) that takes you to downtown Niagara Falls, Ontario. It's also the main route to cross the Canada-US border via the Rainbow Bridge.

GPS: In 500 meters, keep left and exit off to highway 420

Me: Woo we're almost at Niagara Falls!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 2, 2019


Pseudo-random

A set of numbers that seem random but actually aren't. They are predetermined by a computer algorithm that is explicitly designed to generate the most random of the random, if that makes any sense.

The problem with true random is that numbers will often repeat themselves, which to our usage is not ideal. Pseudo-random number generators fixes all that.

So ironically, the most random RNG is actually not at all random.

You'd use a pseudo-random number generator for dice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 1, 2021


Feet pics

Something that can be easily had for $0 through Google images, but apparently some very stupid dimwitted men insist to pay a hundred dollars for it.

Thanks to these boneheads, ordinary high school/college girls are now turning themselves into thots that sell feet pics to gullible men. They are also making people with foot fetishes look bad. This generation has really taken on a new low.

Random e-girl: Selling feet pics, freshly pedicured to your liking, DM me for the deets and prices! 😜😏😏
Me: Oh pleas-
Random simp: I'LL TAKE TWO!!!!! 😍😍😍
Me: God dammit, I'm fucking dead.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 22, 2021

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