truth seeker

What people think it means: someone who is strong-willed to seek the truth in everything.

What it actually means: A strongly opinionated individual who only thinks their point-of-view is correct and dismisses other people's perspectives, often merely just to demonstrate their grandiloquence. The real so-called "truth seekers" would never even call themselves that. Anyone who goes by this pseudonym on the internet is likely a tryhard.

Truth Seeker: "Why do people keep on insisting to believe in these myths? There's only two genders and that's a fact. God this generation is full of morons."
Me, a real intellectual: "Shut"

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Tryhard

When someone plays a game purely for winning and not for enjoyment. Don't get the wrong idea though as tryhards develop enjoyment from winning, but toxic competitive feelings ensues whenever they lose. Eventually the main motive will shift to purely winning, and they will less enjoy the game. This is coming from a tryhard.

You aren't the same when you go full-on tryhard versus when you play the game for casual entertainment.

Manzanilla

A fancy word for olive.

Server: Would you like some manzanilla in your sandwich?
Me: Tf is that??? English please
Server: Olives
Me: See? That wasn't so hard was it.

Sirius XM

Some wack music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or TIDAL.

Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers

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How to get downvoted

"Consent is a fucking joke."

See? It works.

This definition is living proof that my method works, the downvotes says it all. You're welcome.

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As per my previous email

This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.

Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........