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Something that seems too good to be true, and turns out to be true, but also comes with lots of compromises and tradeoffs.
Mom: Hey kids guess what?!?! We're moving to a new house!!!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: With a swimming pool in our backyard!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And a free hot tub!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And it's well below our budget!
Child 1: Why do I feel like there's a big but coming...
Mom: BUUUUT-
Child 2: Uh oh
Mom: You guys have to share a bedroom
Child 1: Ah shit here we go again...
Pronounced as “ex.” The debatably new “terrible” or “terrifying” name for the formerly known Twitter app, which reminds billions of kids and their parents worldwide of their dreaded years-long school algebra.
Are the days of X numbered if two social media competitors renamed their platforms to Y and Z?
Ok I know cellulite is a natural thing that occurs in all women even the thin ones, but man tbh it's a bit off-putting. I don't wanna body shame, but if I had a say, I personally would prefer a girl to cover that using a cream or concealer or smth, anything to hide it. Of course totally up to the girl and I respect their body and wouldn't want to. Sorry.
Me: Tbh im not really into the girl you showed me. Her cellulite is a bit off-putting, no offense.
Tyler: Dude, you realize how shallow that sounds right?
Me: Yea I know, sorry. I'm not like opposed to it or anything, but if imma be 100% truthful I don't like the look of it. Of course I will respect any girl regardless and won't ever complain about it. That would be a shitty thing to do and I would never want a girl to think something is wrong with them
Tyler: Fucking simp.
I was deceived 6 months ago by an e-girl who I paid to see a custom video. She seemed well-intentioned, but once I sent that Amazon GC she immediately abandoned my texts.
1) An incompetent excuse for a voice assistant that doesn't stand a chance to Alexa, Google Assistant or Siri.
It is the successor to Samsung's previous voice assistant, S-voice, which was even worse.
2) An annoying kid in drama/theatre class who always volunteers to take on a leading role but absolutely sucks at it.
Bixby: I call dibs on being Juliet!
Webster: Hey bro maybe you should let Alexa have this one, she seems more fitting for it. Maybe you can do one of the minor roles?
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A vtuber (mainly on twitch) who likes to engage with their viewers in a very lewd way. Their model may or may not be lewd, but the focus is primarily drawn on stuff like giving viewers an affectionate "girlfriend experience", lewd conversation themes and amusing banter derived from it. ASMR is a popular format for lewdtubers. Feet is often a reoccurring subject matter in these sorts of streams due to it being highly memeable. Some are genuinely lewd and has a wishlist full of sex toys, while others are lewd for shits and giggles.
It is interesting to note that—at least in my POV—some lewdtubers, especially those who do ASMR, often blur the line between lewd and comfy. Some seemingly brand themselves as comfy and cozy, yet carry over obvious lewd elements which the vtuber never explicitly admits to doing (e.g. an asmr vtuber who offers to tuck their viewers into bed while moaning and speaking in a mommy voice). In this case, they are definitely lewdtubers even if not communicated explicitly.
Mrs Puff: Now tell me class, what do you want to become as a grown up?
Mrs Puff: Yes Timmy?
Timmy: I wanna become a lewdtuber!
Mrs Puff: Oh haha nic—YOU WANNA WHAT