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UD du jour
Alternative phrase for "Urban Dictionary word of the day"
Hey, wasn't "UD du jour" the UD du jour just a month ago?
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
Herbicide
her bi cide
Verb: To withdraw permanently from smoking marijuana, often cold turkey.
Noun: An unspecified incentive that inspires one to stop smoking weed.
Dude 1: Yo what happened to Nick? He looks noticeably more fresh and natty than ever
Dude 2: I heard he finally herbicided
Dude 1: Ah, that explains it.
The traditional religion of the indigenous peoples living in Nigeria. Usually involves the principles of Animism, the Afterlife, and nature worship.
When asked what their religion was, the indigenous Nigerian group replied "Naijism".
An acronym that does not mean what you think it means. It means perspective, viewpoint, outlook, etc. It is NOT another word for "plot twist"!!!! Smh people.
Kid 1: Holy shit that ending tho.
Kid 2: POV: he turned into a zombie and ate everyone
Me: @Kid 2 What? Don't you mean plot twist instead of POV?
Kid 2: No
Me: Do you even know what POV means?
Kid 2: Yes
Me: No, you clearly don't. You say POV to indicate a personal opinion and you want people to hear you out. That wasn't a personal opinion, that was a plot twist because it suggests an alternative ending. Obviously you didn't want to say "I would argue that he turned into a zombie and ate everyone".
Me again: Here's an example of POV used correctly: "POV: bananas are better than apples". THAT'S how you use the term.
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The mere fact of calling a person by their old firstname when they've already legally changed names.
"Hey Wenfei"
"Ew stop calling me that. I recently changed my name to Joseph, remember?"
"Oh, right... sorry forgot."
"It's okay. I just hate my old name, it sounds so stupid and weird. I feel more like a Joseph, y'know."
Deadnaming
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Generally, this is really just a fancy term for an essay. Alternatively, it can be used for an essay that's too good to be called an essay (especially if it's a rather grandiose critique on something).
1) Mom: Why you still up at 4am?
Me: Sorry just gotta finish up my manifesto before it's due tomorrow
2) Calvin wrote a huge manifesto on the relationship between technological determinism & porn addiction and posted it on Reddit, but no one ever paid attention.
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For girls this emoji is as innocent as a sweet summer child, but for guys it's a whole different story. And for all the real degenerates out there, it can get used in the most objectionable way possible.
Normal girl A: Look at my new french manicure!!
Normal girl B: Ouuuuu so cute!ð¥°
Degen girlfriend: *farts in her bf's face*
Degen boyfriend: Ooooooo ð¥°