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Psuedo-intelligence

Psuedo-intelligence is intelligence not derived from the understanding of knowledge, but from the wise and clever things that you hear other people say or do. Basically it is a form of social learning where you learn how to come off as seemingly intelligent but not actually so.

Amy used psuedo-intelligence she learned from a YouTube video to pick up a guy.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2021

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Ideology

You people have it all wrong! The lesser-known definition/concept of ideology (favored by Gramsci, Althusser, Foucault, Hall etc.) is less about a "visible set of beliefs" and more about the internalization of how one perceives and interacts with their reality. Though somewhat indirectly related, it generally has nothing to do with politics and economic policies.

Ideology is everything under the hood, everything you take for granted without consciously realizing it. Therefore, it would be safe to say that language is an ideology, since it follows a set of grammatical rules that we have to take for granted in order to communicate.

It would also be safe to say that love is an ideology, as loving someone does not take any conscious reasoning. Love is so deep-seated in us that we treat love as an unstoppable force, and not as simply as chemical fluctuations in the brain and body.

Really, anything could be seen as an ideology if we start deconstructing the very foundations of reality.

Me, an intellectual: Man... thinking back, university were the good days, really learned a lot there.

Typical hate-mongering political zealot: Yeah... good days when you were indoctrinated with leftist ideology garbage!

Me, an intellectual: Heh, ideology. You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2020

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Pinch and Dig

A more extreme version of Pinch and Roll. When pinching and rolling isn't enough to stop the itch, instead you dig the nails of your index and/or middle fingers deep into the flesh of your scrotum, all the while pinching with your thumb in the desired location to provide a supporting surface.

Doing so may cause both a great deal of satisfaction (from the satiated itch) and pain (from the intense clawing).

It might, in fact, leave your ballsack incredibly sensitive and tingly. It is recommended to play with your balls after this, as you will feel incredibly good and make you instantly hard which will make you wanna jerk off.

Bob's balls were unusually itchier than usual, so he used the pinch and dig method to soothe his monstrous itch. He ended up with an extremely tingly ballsack and got a huge boner henceforth.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 7, 2020


I know, I know

A sentence or phrase used by someone (usually a kid) who becomes utterly annoyed hearing the same thing over and over again and being told what to do (usually from their teacher or parents).

Mom: You need to do your homework young man and you need to get it done now.
Son: I know, I know! What's what I'm trying to do, give me a break would ya?
Mom: I can't tell. Do it now

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2020

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You kill

A phrase with a similar meaning to "you rock!", "you're gonna own it! ", "you go girl!", etc etc.

Dude 1: Dude are you sure it's the right time to ask her out

Dude 2: Of course! You kill bro

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 30, 2020


Punchable Feet

When a female has a pair of conspicuously voluptuous feet, so conspicuous to the point that it's honestly straight-up annoying. Typically this female has very large-sized feet, with long toes and large nail beds, more pronounced contours, and quite possibly veiny. Pretty much every feature of her foot has been 'enhanced', so to speak. Makes you really just wanna punch it (preferably with one's dick, if one has a feetish).

Not saying that's bad or anything, but personal preference-wise, some may prefer to keep a balance between gracefulness and suggestiveness. The same could be said with the buttocks and mammaries.

Tom: Hey girl you have some really punchable feet
Kimberly: ..thanks?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 9, 2022