Lucky Patcher

A very powerful tool for rooted Android devices. Can completely obliterate all ads and annoying popups within any app or game. So powerful that Google themselves will urge you to delete it.

It is also more widely known for obtaining in-app purchases for free.

Me: *installs Lucky Patcher*
All ads and popups: *instantly vaporizes into thin air*
Me: THANK GOD, now I don't have to endure another one of those stupid "YOU CAN'T BEAT THIS LEVEL!!!" ads

dropshipping

How to scam gullible people 101.

When you see a YouTube ad of some sort of cool brand that sells cool electronic gadgets, 9 chances out of 10 that you will find the same product on Aliexpress for 10 times less. They are just dropshipping you.

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nudist

A girl (or guy) who habitually takes nudes of themselves is said to be a nudist. Often is obsessed with their body image to an excessive degree.

See also: thot or fuckboy

Girls on snapchat: *sends nudes every minute*

Me: will you ever stop being a nudist for once?? Get a life.

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lmsydtyjaomf

Let me suck your dick till you jizz all over my face

Boi: Hey bb what dat mouf do
Grill: lmsydtyjaomf and ill show you
Boi: Hnnnnnggg!

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When a Brazilian dies of laughter

What's 23 x 3? 69!!!!!!!!!!!
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UD du jour

UD du jour

Alternative phrase for "Urban Dictionary word of the day"

Hey, wasn't "UD du jour" the UD du jour just a month ago?
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier

Herbicide

Herbicide
her bi cide

Verb: To withdraw permanently from smoking marijuana, often cold turkey.

Noun: An unspecified incentive that inspires one to stop smoking weed.

Dude 1: Yo what happened to Nick? He looks noticeably more fresh and natty than ever

Dude 2: I heard he finally herbicided

Dude 1: Ah, that explains it.