Penguin Killer

A man who doesn't let their girlfriend kiss them and appease hormones with them.
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!

Attentive and Loving Girlfriend: Dear, I feel like we've been together long enough and I really do love you. Can I give you a blow job please?
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.

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Uncle Blob

The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".

Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.

There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.

Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.

"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."